Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

I’m a Dog Person T Shirt

by on December 22, 2010

That dog person has a monocle and white tuxedo on, which just makes this shirt all the more creepy looking. But, I have to admit, I’m a wordplay guy, and this, my friend, is a wordplay with graphic support. Of course, if you just have I’m a dog person written on your shirt, other dog people will recognize your honesty and go “ah, isn’t that sweet.” And, non-dog people will probably avoid you…’cuz maybe they’re allergic or too busy going to hell. You may get people coming up asking what kind of dog you have. That all changes when you stick the head of a dog on the body of an elegant man. Now, you get the weirdos flocking to you like you like they had the herpes and you had the antidote (sorry Chris Rock…I just murdered your joke).

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I can’t believe I haven’t already reviewed this shirt. I love basketball and I love Mexicans. And, of course, I have sombreros and sarapes in my closet, which I wear on a daily basis. How could I have missed this thing. Plus, and this is the cherry on top, it’s got bilingual wordplay. Juan on Juan instead of  one on one. And Juan is a Mexican name. Are you catching all of the intricate humor up in here. That’s nice! It’s the MBA…where increible happens.

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Helvetica T Shirt

by on December 20, 2010

It’s a font. Holy shit get the t shirt. You love it so much. It’s so awesome. It’s your preferred font. Get it. Get it now. Helvetica T Shirt. Oh my god. This changes everything. Wow. Ho boy. Helvetica. A font. Get the tshirt. Use the font in your emails. In your documents. On your webpages. And on your t shirts. Yeehaw.

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This hear is a little wordplay accompanied by a nice visual of Mt. Rushmore slightly altered. George Washington says “we will.” Thomas Jefferson says “we will.” Theodore Roosevelt says “rock.” Abraham Lincoln says “you.” And, you see, they’re all carved in “rock.” Rock…rock you…get it.

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Better get on over to Busted Tees and check out the buy 2 get 1 free sale they have rockin’ right now. This offer is good through December 22, so get on over there ASAP and pick out your three favorite shirts. Use coupon code NIPT4RD1.

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Just ran into this very nice looking funny t shirt shop based in El Monte, California, which is the little city brother to Del Monte, which specializes in fruit. That’s the next step up from t shirts, but you have to start  somewhere.

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PB&J BFF T Shirt

by on December 17, 2010

Yes, it’s true peanut butter and jelly are best friends forever. Why? Because they go so well together. The thing I hate about this though is that bread gets overlooked. It’s like an after thought but you don’t have a PB & J unless you have the bread to pull it all together. Maybe it should be PB & J & Bread or Bread & PB & J or perhaps PB & Bread & J. I don’t want to abbreviate Bread to B because then that would get confused with the B for butter, so that’s why I spell it all out, though it makes the whole thing slightly less elegant and less pleasing rolling off the tongue.

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Necktie T Shirt

by on December 16, 2010

This will get you into places that regular t shirts will not, and that comes in very useful sometimes when you’re rolling with a little classier crew. Keep it in your trunk, or back pack, or man purse, and when they say they want to go to the chichi restaurant and then then all look down their noses at your graphic tee, like “oh wait, we’re not going to be able to go to Sprig, because numb nuts over here is a slob.” And, you read that and you pull this Necktie T Shirt out of your bag, put it on over your other shirt, and everybody kind of breathes a sigh of relief because they wanted to go to Sprig, but they didn’t want to deal with leaving you behind, or going back and forth trying to figure out dining option.

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You may not have conquered the United States market for that top swallow calls CD you recorded in your mom’s basement, but your stuff is totally huge overseas, especially Japan, and you know what that means. It means that you’re a little ahead of the curve here in the US. So, just give it some more time and your popularity will explode stateside as well. You tell all your friends and acquaintances about your success in Japan, and half of them even believe you. Have of those believe you’re going on a swallow call tour in April.

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This is not for those fey, singer songwriters, that pick wildflowers and cook vegetarian meals for girls that want to be best friends with. Basically, this shirt is not for any of those vampire fools.

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What is fantastically awesome about this shirt is that the meter actually does change according to who puts it on. It’s like one of those mood rings. Seriously, it is high tech metaphysical wizardry, and you just hope you tip the scale at awesome. Actually, I’d probably wear it at wicked and even cool, which looks to be right in the middle of the bell curve. I’d take a moment before I went outside if it said meh, and if it was pointing to weak, I’d probably crawl back in bed.

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I just asked some gamers what the heck this meant to confirm my own suspicions and I was right. Luigi sucks compared to Mario, so big brother plays Super Mario Brothers as Mario, and they push off Luigi on the little brother. There are perks to being the oldest. Of course, the little brother in my house says that Luigi is just like Mario except with a green hat. He swears he likes Luigi, but you can bet when his littler friend comes over to play video games that the littler dude is going to get Luigi. It’s just how it works. It’s the cycle of life. Deal with it.

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