Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

You remember the scene where Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn get owned by Bradley Cooper and that other dude in football. On one Cooper TD, the other guy says crab cakes and football that’s what Maryland does. Vince Vaughn looks at him like he has seagull shit on the top of his ear.

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This wolf shirt thing is definitely an Internet meme propelled by the one man wolfpack scene in The Hangover. It’s very ironic, because no one really likes wolf shirts and turquoise jewelry, and dream catchers. Right?

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Ouch that’s a rough thing to walk in on, especially when you have actually taken the time out of your busy schedule to buy flowers for your lover. Boom, you walk in on her in bed with a red M&M. Horrible. And, Ms. Pacman’s bra is thrown on the bed and there’s a banana and cherries, which are very suggestive of a cock and balls. And, the whole scene is just awful for Pacman.

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It’s a Spoonerism. I don’t have any idea who that is, except that apparently he cataloged comical verbal mix-ups. Read the book Smart Feller Fart Smeller.  Better yet, you’re here for funny t shirts, so how about you pick up the I’m a Smart Feller and You’re a Fart Smeller T Shirt.

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Ed Douchebag T Shirt

by on January 5, 2011

So, this dude graduates from art school in San Francisco then gets interested in tattooing. So, he goes to Japan and learns the craft from some world-renowned tattoo artist. Then he comes back to the U.S. And plys his craft, and he’s popular and it expands into books, and then a clothing line…and that line is the Ed Hardy clothing line. Sounds like pretty real deal credibility, except that I think from the point of tattoo artist to clothier, Ed sold out. His shit just ain’t that interesting. Do you think so?

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Kind of a sneaky thing going on here. From a distance it just looks like you love all of humanity. Anybody that comes into your general vicinity is someone you love because it says so on your shirt. Of course, if they take a closer look they may not feel so great about the direction the population on Earth is taking.

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Teiam Player T Shirt

by on January 5, 2011

This is the one to where to practice if your coach regularly busts out the trite bullshit when trying to motivate your club. The no “I” in team thing is played out. He’ll totally get a kick out of this shirt, especially if, and I’m assuming you’re a basketball player here, you go ahead and pull an Allen Iverson, and never pass the ball. Every time you touch it it’s goin’ up. If the coach looks at you sideways, point at the shirt and keep up the good work. What can he say? Really! You have the Teiam Player T Shirt, where there is an “I” in team and he cannot do anything about it because his motivational skills ain’t even close to “The Gipper” or Lombardi. More like weak sauce if you ask me and Deez Teez.

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Here’s another one of these Conan O’Brien shirts with the logo to the himself brand that he now promotes with vim and vigor to spite Jay Leno and NBC, and all the blue hairs that sided with Jay. I actually never gave a shit either way about the Tonight Show and what was going on there, but it would do me great honor, if you’re a fan of Conan, to buy this Ginger Hair Conan Logo T Shirt right now. Heck, even if you hate him, you can buy the shirt and burn it, which is like burning him in effigy because his entire essence, which is the swooping red hair, is on the shirt.

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Damn…highway patrol. Get out of my face. I’m in a race. I hit 80 MPH and now you’re all over me and I’m falling behind. Where did you come from? I’ve never seen you before. Oh, and an extra fine for the turtle shell. I can’t even believe this. Is this really happening?

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Hey, who’s your daddy? Good little bit of play on words going on here. In other words….wordplay. Darth Vader asking Luke Skywalker in a more urban language type of way if he knows who his daddy is. Almost a rhetorical question, because if you’ve seen this Star Wars thing you know Darth is the man that produced the seed to create the Luke and twin sister Leia. But, it’s a movie, and it needs some dramatic tension, so Luke has to play along with the whole, who’s your daddy routine for a while. Annakin Skywalker…Luke Skywalker…get it…geez.

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Yep, attention deficit disorder and multitasking are pretty much the same thing and pretty much result in the same tangled mess and half ass work, broken dreams, and forgotten promises. Go from Ritalin, to Pabst, to whiskey, to heroin, to dead. I’ve seen it too many times and it is too sad. Stop trying to do more than one thing at a time. Stop dividing your attention. FOCUS like the Ford.

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Welcome back from Winter Break student suckers. What’s that tuition over at that Ivy League institution. $50/K per semester. Gonna take a while at that law firm to pay that back, then maybe once you hit dead even you can stop doing that soul sucking work and do something for positive change in this dying world. What about it? Meanwhile, do whatever it takes to get through the schooling. If you do whippets and Bacardi every night, while watching every game on the NBA Pass, then you probably have a better chance at passing if you just pick all the Cs in the multiple choice test. What kind of testing is this anyway? Who takes that type of test unless it’s some type of standardized bullshit? Anybody know? I’m obviously a third grade dropout and have no real idea how schooling works, especially in this day and age.

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