Political T Shirts

Political T Shirts: I’m not big into politics, but I know some of you are, so here’s a collection of the best politics shirts you’re gonna find.

Another mashup shirt combining the visage of a Storm Trooper from Star Wars with the ubiquitous smiley with the hole shot in it’s head. Throw in a little Dr. Manhattan and Ozymandias from Watchmen and you have a spectacular amount of pop culture stuffed onto one tiny little t shirt.

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Hey God would never exhibit wrath toward the first dude he created. Adam was so innocent and pristine when he first got plopped on Earth. He was God’s guinea pig. How could God have so much anger toward him that early. I mean I can see this playing out with Vlad the Impaler, evil dictators throughout history, every single person that has worked on Wall St. for the last 15 years, my ex wife, the entire C-Suite and Board of Directors at Monsanto, and Scott Walker, but the first dude he hadn’t had time to fuck up. Eve wasn’t even there yet to lead him to the path of iniquity.

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Don’t ask don’t tell has been repealed. Yay! Except when do you walk around your job telling co-workers your sexual preference. “Wow, this staff fridge sure is full. People aren’t not cleaning up their stuff. Hey, by the way, I have a hot date tonight, and I’m totally excited because I love the vagina.” Or, “hey, thanks for sending that spreadsheet did you know I like to smoke the pole. Do you know what that means? I like the dick.”

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This is a highly charged political statement dressed up as a benign little spinner game of chance. It’s like a twister spinner, or some other game with colorful pieces a child would play, except that there are countries with real people, real lives, and a real aversion to having the United States insert “democracy” into their behinds in the name of “freedom.”

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Party Crashers T Shirts sits on both sides of the fence and in the middle and off to the side and everywhere in between. I’m going to guess they have a multiple of four employees. And, that there’s a Conservative, a liberal, a Libertarian, and political dropout.They each take turns at the conference table offering up their favorite design concepts that espouse their particular political philosophy. Wait, first, the go to the Census or some polling data and figure how many people are estimated to be in each camp. Then, the do so sophisticated arithmetic that figures out total spending power for each group. Then, they assign a certain amount of shirt designs per X dollars of spending power. This, then, is how the decide what shirts get top billing and how many shirts they do for each affiliation. Obviously, Republicans and Tea Party folks are who they are targeting the most.

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Happy New Year’s Eve!

Okay, let’s go down the list from Pew Research Center Publications to start this 2010 featured story list to put this year to rest.

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Hmmm, I’m thinking there’s not much to joke about here, thus, there was not a lot of t shirts pumped out. Maybe something about Wyclef Jean trying to be president should be printed, but I haven’t seen it.

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The main concept of the Meme Shirts site is taking Internet memes and featuring them on their funny t shirts. They have all the memes worth memorializing with t shirts. Check it out. And, you know what the real cool thing  about this site is? Glad you asked. They keep getting better. The first time I visited this site it looked like  a bunion on Madeline Albright’s left big toe…you couldn’t even see the shirts and, I don’t know, I think there was poop smeared on the navigation bar…but now it looks great.

They had a great idea. They made a concerted effort in the market place, and now they’re tightening and brightening the presentation. I like that approach. And the designs are dope like early 90s hip hop…which, by the way, was the golden age.

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Very well done shirt here. Look at that hand groping that “S”. And, they didn’t go too far, like I got anally raped by a TSA screener. They kept it realistic and classy, but still got the point across with some humor. This airport screening has gone to far. It’s complete bullshit. You have a better chance of dying in the car on the way to the airport, than you do of dying in the air from a terrorist attack. Plus, the screening is actually still quite inept, especially with the carry on luggage. That is not an exact science and I’m pretty sure 70% of those screeners could be bribed with a jelly donut to look the other way.

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Here’s what All About Philosophy has to say about communism:

“According to The Communist Manifesto, Communism has ten essential planks:

~ Abolition of Private Property.
~ Heavy Progressive Income Tax.
~ Abolition of Rights of Inheritance.
~ Confiscation of Property Rights.
~ Central Bank.
~ Government Ownership of Communication and Transportation.
~ Government Ownership of Factories and Agriculture.
~ Government Control of Labor.
~ Corporate Farms and Regional Planning.
~Government Control of Education.

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This hear is a little wordplay accompanied by a nice visual of Mt. Rushmore slightly altered. George Washington says “we will.” Thomas Jefferson says “we will.” Theodore Roosevelt says “rock.” Abraham Lincoln says “you.” And, you see, they’re all carved in “rock.” Rock…rock you…get it.

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Gotta like the high tech analog technology and duct tape the National Security Agency uses to  record incriminating evidence. These days you gotta keep on your toes at all times. Anybody could be wired. If you see a big bulge on the chest of your son, co-worker, the pizza delivery man, or your gramma. Pat them down. Take them to the ground if they show even a hint of hesitancy. This ain’t no playing around. The NSA ain’t nothing to mess with. The could put you in a cell to rot for a good long time if you don’t watch your back.

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The 80s were indeed pretty awesome. Feathered hair. Mullets. Pastel colors. Popped collars. Top siders. Horrible movies. Synthesizers. Soprano saxophone. The Cold War with two super powers, instead all this anybody could be a terrorist shit. Pants that sat very high on the hips. Aerobics classes with lycra and leg warmers. And, everything was shallow.

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