This here is a very fine t-shirt from Uncle Cletus. I have been on my high, political horse lately, trying to make points about things I don’t really understand. Sounding indignant. Warning of impending doom. And encouraging people to fight back against the Oligarchy and growing fascist state. Of course, I’m just sitting here wondering how many of the Commodores were gay, and eating Fritos, which is pretty much my nightly ritual.
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What’s Headline Shirts trying to get at with this one. I’m not sure. You have the Statue of Liberty holding a beer in place of the torch and on the book it says “I’m just saying.” Is the shirt a commentary about how low brow American culture has become, and the concepts of liberty and freedom don’t really mean anything to anyone because they just want to booze it up and watch the latest installment of the most reality tv show programming you can think of.
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I’m thinking this is sort of sacrilegious in many circles. I mean, this was the last dude to stand up to the corporate oligarchy, and look where that got him. But, he did say this to Jackie O when she walked in on him in flagrante. Jackie rolled her eyes. Marilyn giggled. And John F. Kennedy continued with the business at hand. True story.
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This is a beautiful sentiment. It doesn’t matter, which frickin party the next President comes from. Doesn’t matter what he promises during the election. Doesn’t matter who he elects to his cabinet. He or she is going to be just as corrupt as the one before. You cannot get into a place to be elected president without a lot of dirty dealing and soul selling .
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As Max Keiser is fond of saying it’s the global insurrection against banker occupation (GIABO). And, the movement is spreading throughout the galaxy. Even on Naboo, whose royalty had some shady dealings with JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs in a swanky hotel, which have turned out very bad for their planet, they are occupying public space and making a collective show of dissatisfaction. It’s the beginning of a Universe-wide revolution and you better get on board on you’re going to be left behind.
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I have no idea what to write about this Gandhi Says Relax T Shirt. Here’s why. I’ve seen it before. In fact, Headline Shirtshad this shirt before, except that Gandhi’s head was in the “A”, and it was red lettering on a white tee. My how things have changed. What’s next, Cold War Vet on green. Jeezus. I need a minute to take all of this in and process it.
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I like this shirt a lot, because it’s a zombie Che Guevara, and you don’t see a zombie Che very often. Plus, the political sentiment is kind of quaint…screw this revolution, because the new boss is same as the old boss. I mean Guevara was into communism, which is a complete crock of shit. I’ll give him points for standing up for what he believed and being a touchstone for various rebellions, because let’s face it, the world is in peril and needs some serious shaking up. Shout out to OWC.
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It’s probably been way too long since I’ve seen Fight Club, so I better put it in the Netflix queue and watch it again because it is a spectacular movie. Of course, it’s awesome, because Chuck Palahniuk’s book is one of the best of all time. No joke. Of course, I’m totally into Palahniuk. I’ve read all his twisted shit and love it.
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I’m alright with this t shirt and not because I’m some tea party asshole. No, it’s worse than that. I got sucked in by the most masterful marketing campaign of my lifetime, the Barack Obama Presidential campaign, and thought this dude gets it. No more corporate bullshit. No more wars. Hell, I didn’t even understand the scope of the Wall St. malfeasance, but he would have rooted that cancer as well.
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