Political T Shirts

Political T Shirts: I’m not big into politics, but I know some of you are, so here’s a collection of the best politics shirts you’re gonna find.

Eagle Murica T Shirt

by on October 8, 2012

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Eagle, fireworks and Murica. This is salt of the Earth US of A speakin’ to you loud and clear from a red,white, and blue t-shirt. Makes you feel proud especially in these Presidential campaign days. Unfortunately, I’ll be hunting for opossum on election day, so I want be performing my god-given right to vote, but I still love this country and democracy.

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Cthulhu 2012 T Shirt

by on October 7, 2012

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I like this one. The Cthulhu is a fascinating evil creature dreamed up by H.P. Lovecraft, which has taken on a life of its own in the nerd culture. Mash that up with this horseshit political election and what do you get? A great line like, “why vote for a lesser evil.”

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Broke Big Bird T Shirt

by on October 6, 2012

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The fucking audacity to suggest cutting PBS to save the government money, when Wall St. is flat out raping the country in broad daylight. Let me break this down. These fucking welfare corporations can make absolutely ridiculous bets on shady financial products with not a care in the world, because if the bet fails, the government backstops it, and uses taxpayer money to make these horrible people at these insidious corporations whole again, because lord this country couldn’t survive without these depraved leeches.

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Basically, I think a good percentage of Americans are finally coming to the realization that US politics is all theater. There’s not one real thing going on. That put on a performance on the stage, the tv and the Internet, and then work deals in the backroom to continue growing the strength of the kleptocracy. Everybody should be pissed off of this. Everybody should be laughing in the face of the two-party system. Everybody should be marching in the streets and demanding change before we enter the new dark ages of fuedalism. And, it’s coming. Believe me it’s coming fast without a massive counter action.

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JFK Jack T Shirt

by on October 2, 2012

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The last in a fine series of face card shirts from Headline Shirts. This one features one of the most iconic Jacks in history. Jack “JFK” Kennedy. Believe it because this is for real. I actually just finished reading a biography of JFK that got into the conspiracy stuff a little bit, and it was unbelievable. Like you cannot believe how much power the CIA and the FBI and the military industrial complex had. Buy this shirt and check out the book, JFK and the Unspeakable: Why He Died and Why It Matters.

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Weed Blowjobs 2012 T Shirt

by on September 28, 2012

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This pretty much sums up my attitude toward politics. It’s useless. Might as well be hedonistic as this corporate state of kleptomaniacs drives this great country straight into the ground. I’m actually not much into Vice President Blowjobs, so hopefully President Weed doesn’t get knocked off, so that BJs gets thrust into the scary position of running the show.

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Homeland Brody 2012 T Shirt

by on September 26, 2012

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Keeping America on target. Now, that’s messaging I can get on board with. Of course, when I watch the video, I have no idea what’s going on. Seems dark and insidious and maybe a bit scary. Anybody watch the show? Let me know what you think in the comments.

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I’m trying to think of the best place to wear this, and I’m thinking it’s probably BINGO night at the Veteran’s Hall. Or maybe your grandma’s hospital room and you’re the only one that visits. Or your honeymoon suite. Or, hell I don’t know, all you readers out there have any ideas. Leave ’em in the comments and we’ll have a rousing good time.

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Love this question. Why not just install Lloyd Blankfein or Jamie Dimon as King for life and move on with the monarchy. We’ll all be the subservient peasants fearful of our lives as King Dimon rides around the countryside inspecting crops and the budding young men he’d like to couple with.

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Vote Coffee 2012 T Shirt

by on September 17, 2012

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Better option than either of the clowns running in this broken ass two party system the good ol’ US of A trots out every four years. Good Lord, when is this charade gonna stop. It’s crusty. Coffee, on the other hand, would, indeed, be the bold flavored choice. Probably has a better fiscal policy too. Coffee would maybe stop all the wars and audit the Fed, legalize marijuana, and all kinds of other awesome things.

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Presidential Jokers T Shirt

by on September 13, 2012

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Leave it to the Scooby Doo gang to reveal the real truth about the imposters that have been nominated by their respective parties. It’s not Republican versus Democratic or conservative versus liberal. It’s joker versus joker and the power elite pulling the strings find that gang of young pesky misfits troublesome and annoying, but the theater will continue with a couple of new fresh-faced evil clowns.

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This is a good one. It’s the silly political season, so why not make sure those with clip boards, bumper stickers, and strong opinions about party platforms, know that you’re no longer playing the game. Let me know when the guy, that’s going to jail some bankers, revoke corporate personhood, and bury Monsanto six feet under, gets a party nomination President, and I might hit the booth.

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