Political T Shirts

Political T Shirts: I’m not big into politics, but I know some of you are, so here’s a collection of the best politics shirts you’re gonna find.

It’s about damn time the retro love of Top Gun has finally surfaced. It’s been about to pop for quite a few years and there have been dalliances with bringing the buzz full on, but it’s never quite got legs. This particular launch of new found love of the Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer classic feels real. Feels substantial and that, my friend, is nothing but a good thing.

Read more on Maverick Top Gun Tshirt…


Now, this is how you break a man down to his constituent parts. A man with very distinct facial and head features that is. Good old Abe Lincoln worked the Emancipation Proclamation ending that shitty slavery thing, so it’s only right for later generations to break down what made the man tick; see where he gathered the strength to oppose a pretty sweet labor system for the South; and to stick his neck out for people that didn’t really have a voice.

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You know the first step to being a true revolutionary is to be brutally honest with yourself. Don’t pose like you know who historic revolutionaries are if you don’t Don’t act like you’ve been to the school of hard knocks. Don’t fake like you just smoked a crack pipe…’cuz you didn’t.

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This is a beauty and I aim it directly at every politician not named Alan Grayson, Dennis Kucinich, maybe Ron Paul and Bernie Sanders. Here’s what it says the different regions of the political mind are. And, these need to be repeated because they are good.

Read more on Bullshittal Lobe – The Political Mind Tee shirt…


Hustla T-Shirt

by on February 16, 2010

If you have to ask you’ll never know. Hustla’s know who they is. Hustla’s don’t have any doubt. Hustla’s are they that get the shit done. They take care of business. They bring home the bacon. They keep it real.

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guess-he-cant-tee-shirtBarack Obama just can’t get it done. I voted for the man, but shit is still bad and getting worse. Most definitely better than it would be with George Bush and even John McCain, but still…put some bankers in jail. Kick the Fed’s ass. Have some balls and stand up to the rampant corporate malfeasance and then talk to me about some change.

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censorship-is-very-in-tshirtCensorship has buzz. Censorship is hot. It’s the rage. Get in on it before it gets old and crusty. Don’t let people express themselves fully. Be there with the marker and scratch out the less flattering parts. It’s much easier to have a much smaller range of expression. It’s cleaner. It’s way more efficient in terms of policing.

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be-excellent-to-each-other-tshirtAbe Lincoln knows. And you knew he knew. Freeing the slaves. Gettysburg address. The sweet fashion sense…stovepipe hat anyone. And the facial hair. I’m also pretty sure he rocked the tribal tats, which could be seen far and wide when choppin’ wood without his shirt on.

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kim-jong-il-facebook-tshirtKim Jong-il joined the axis of evil group on Facebook. It’s good to know. It’s good to keep daily tabs on friends and loved ones. Being a friend of Kim is always especially cool, because he drops little hints of his wild and cool life. Shark tanks, cinema directing, nuclear warhead tests, and attending important functions in drag.

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we-can-finally-stop-pretending-were-canadian-teeHey, things are looking up for world-traveling U.S. Citizens. Not quite as much spit in foreign soups. Less evil stares. People giving pause to the formerly knee jerk trip the American Tourist walking down the aisle. The Bush Rules no longer apply.

Read more on We Can Finally Stop Pretending We’re Canadian T shirt…

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Bailout Tshirt

by on January 4, 2009

bailout-tshirtAnother option for the government is to keep the purse strings tied and let these greedy execs figure out a plan B. Extra cost would be more frequent sidewalk cleaning services and maybe a 24/7 watch for jumpers (to warn passers by). Still, look at the ledger and $45,000 looks a lot more palatable than Eleventy-billion for a bailout of complete dumb asses, working out-dated business models (can you say car industry) and taking full body dips (as opposed to skimming from the top) into the dividends.

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most-likely-to-secede-tshirtYou know those high schoolers really nailed it with Robert E. Lee, when they were voting for the year book. Probably got a clue when he marched on the school grounds demanding a separate school for all the kids with acne (he was the leader of the zit club).

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