Political T Shirts

Political T Shirts: I’m not big into politics, but I know some of you are, so here’s a collection of the best politics shirts you’re gonna find.

Elvis Meets Vader T Shirt

by on December 6, 2010

Wow. This is a power meeting between two guys at the top of their game. One living large as the Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire and one capturing the hearts of every girl in the US and abroad with his hip shake and sexy voice. No one knew at the time that both were headed for spectacular falls from grace and untimely deaths. But, players gotta play no matter what the consequences. And that’s the truth.

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Don’t know much about Joseph Stalin, but I do know he was head of the communist party in the Russia for a good long time. And, he committed more atrocities than Hitler. He caused famine. He knitted the Iron Curtain with his evil hands, and he generally sucked hard, despite the fact that he also helped the Allies win in WWII, which was a point in his favor. The Soviets had more casualties in that war than anyone. Something like 20 million or some crazy shit. Anyway, on the Joseph Stalin I Voted T Shirt, good ol’ Joe has an I Voted pin, which is kind of funny because there wasn’t a lot of democratic process in action in his reign of terror.

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From the Department of Defense to the good people back home. The troops ———————- are ———————- having —————————- a ————————– blast ————————— here ——————————–. They left a couple of inconsequential words out like: “this place is hell,” “not enough armor on our Hummers,” and “what the fuck are we doing here?” This “slightly” edited version gives a good idea of what’s going on in Iraq and Afghanistan without bogging them down in confusing details.

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How would you like to be the dude that actually delivered this blow, even if it was inadvertent? The image that goes with the story on ESPN.com, shows the President walking off slightly in pain, but he seems to be taking it well. A cut on the lip that takes 12 stitches is no joke. That’s a pretty solid shot. Of course, you should have seen what the secret service did to the elbower. He’ll never be playing basketball again, unless in the sequel to Murderball.

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Nice social commentary on this fine t-shirt. You have the freaky Right complaining about NoBama’s expenditures on healthcare, education, and infrastructure. It’s a dangerous game to want everything to be privatized and to call every public works a socialist agenda. Privatization is not always the answer. We need government. We’ve had government. We became great with government. I’m all for the capitalism, but there’s a happy balance between public services and private enterprise. I think hopefully maybe we learned something with the bank debacle. They got those pesky “government” regulations  swept aside, but they had no dignity, respect, or morality to regulate themselves. Greed took over and it brought the great United States to the brink of collapse.

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Now, this is a political shirt that I can get behind 100%. Fuck this! I don’t really care if you take candid shots of my wrinkly, hairy balls, and 2.5 inches of manhood, but molesting me in front of my grandmother, and then molesting her in front of me just ain’t right. This airport security thing is complete bullshit. This is a national security issue. This is the CIA and FBI and other law enforcement agencies working together to suss out plots against the United States and thwart them way before the suicide bombers make their way to the International Airport.

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I reviewed another variation of this concept playing on the whole This is why I’m hot song by MIMS. In that review I quoted the best line and I’m going to do it here as well, because it is comedy gold.

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Get Il T Shirt

by on November 4, 2010

This is some good wordplay slash political jokestry. Kim Jong Il was the Grand Poobah of North Korea, until he died six years ago. Of course, his estate has played this charade with look alikes and grand statements from his office, trying to make it seem like he’s still alive, so that his horrible, despotic regime can remain intact. Some day people will probably figure out that he’s dead and that they should storm the castle, maim those that have pledged allegiance to Il’s illin’ ways, and institute a free democracy that will slowly devolve into some horrible dictatorship or even worse a country where money is power, the election and legislation systems are rigged, and the top l% get obscenely wealthy, while everybody else continues to drop into the depths of financial hell. Oh wait, that’s the US. Nevermind. Anyway…

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Burrnd T Shirt

by on November 2, 2010

Happy Election Day. Get out and rock the MF’in vote. Am I right? Here’s a little political themed shirt for your getting hyped to vote pleasure.

This goes way back in history to the days of Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson and dude’s like that. Burr made a name for himself as the third Vice President of the United States, serving the office during Jefferson’s presidency. The reason he’s associated with being burned is that people were talking shit about him as he was running for governor of New York. What happened after that is pretty crazy. Here’s the Wikipedia entry about it:

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Hey, it looks like Busted Tees is having an awesome election day sale. Election Day is November 2, so Busted Tees put what looks to be 25 shirts on sale for $11.02. Get it? That is in addition to the crapload of shirts they have tagged for their $10 Mega Sale. Go check this out. They don’t explicitly say it but I’m guessing the 11.02 sale ends midnight of election day. Also, don’t forget: vote or don’t.

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This is an exceptionally weird shirt. Lincoln was a bit of a scary looking dude. But, to go as far as a Jolly Roger look with an eye patch. Kind of insulting to one of the most famous and revered presidents in the history of the United States. Plus, you don’t even get to see one of his most creepy features aside from the gaunt face and Amish beard…his overbearing height, especially when wearing the stovepipe hat and those damn platform heels. Nearly a seven footer at that point.

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Everybody has written off the Denver Nuggets this season. All of the turmoil surrounding Carmelo Anthony’s desire to leave. Kenyon Martin acting like a douche because he hasn’t been offered an extension even though he’s been anally raping the organization with his crutches for a large percentage of the time he’s been with the organization. He wasn’t top 5 for worst contracts last 6 years running for nothing. I blame Kiki. Oh, and he’s hurt right now, along with Chris “Birdman” Andersen, so nobody thinks the team can hold it together.

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