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It’s always nice to get the most famous and fabulous representatives of Scientology on the same shirt, especially when you can imply that you think both are gay, which is no problem, except that they both go out of their way to seem heterosexual (unless John loses it a little and starts soliciting the services of street-walking massuese boys). I think John would probably be the bottom in this particular coupling because Tom is an absolute force of nature.
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This is a beauty mashup of the Usual Suspects line up scene and all the Bond villians. Can you name each of the individuals in that motley line of criminal freaks? If you can’t, without cheating, you may need to question how much of a James Bond fan you really are. There may be some soul searching involved with wearing this shirt to tell the honest to goodness truth.
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Ah, Edward Scissorhands. One of Johnny Depp’s most beloved roles. Good stuff. Who doesn’t want to be on Team Edward? Nobody, that’s who. Watch the clip of this movie with the fantastically weird premise, but what do you expect from Tim Burton. Wait, have I ever seen this movie? I don’t think I have. But, I have an excuse. I was born in a barn and was raised by chickens.
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I’ve seen this design in gold, and this is a very nice variation in grey and black. Of course, this is the football team playing in the latest Batman movie, when the bad guy decides to blow up the entire field. Now, that kind of thing would make professional football just a bit more interesting. I mean, they’d have to figure out how to it without hurting anybody too bad. The season starts tonight I think, so might be too late for this season. Maybe they could blow the shit out of the Super Bowl.
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