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Now, this is a shirt I can get behind. It’s absurd and I have actually seen Star Wars and know the story of Mickey Mouse, so it really, really resonates. Like deeply. Too the tip of my scrotum. Deep. No really. I love it. It makes me chuckle immediately when I glance at it.
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Mashup of Toy Story and Jurassic Park. This has the same dinosaur that was in Toy Story 3 and, of course, the Tom Hanks cowboy dude, whose name I totally remember because it is…one…that starts with a….W…Woody. Then you have the famous flashlight illumanating a dinosaur scene from Jurassic Park, which I totally loved everytime I saw the movie, which was about 49 times. And, if you don’t believe me, I’ll prove it by offering this clip:
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I think this design is traumatic for anyone who sees it. I mean this poor creature’s decapitated head lying in a pool of blood. Jar-Jar Binks was so beloved by all. Why do they say “we got him” like everybody wanted him to die. Just kidding. The Binks voice was almost as grating as the bullshit backward talk from Yoda in my book.
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Let me tell you something that’s counter-intuitive. If you somehow work some game at the bar, and get a girl to come home with you, I have a piece of advice. Tell her to wait on your bed while you slip into something more comfortable. Grab the Batman jammies, and come back out. She’ll laugh and think you’re a super nerd, but don’t worry…she will not reject you. She will want you, because you were brave enough to be absurd.
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You flip that hood on and people will think they entered the cinema dimension. You will look exactly like Chewbacca. Figure out how to work your glottis to get that haunted dying dog call, and somebody might call Disney to arrest you for impersonation.
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The Shining. Classic horror film from Stanley Kubrick starring Jack Nicholson. You want to subtly let people at your place of employment know that all work and no play makes you a dull boy. Seriously. They’ll throw you the cool projects. And extra paid time off. Probably let you telecommute at least 3 times a week. This shirt has power if worn the right way.
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Pulp Fiction. One of the best movies of all time. And Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield is quite a treat. Great scene with the kids who pissed his boss off. He takes a bite of that Big Kahuna Burger. Tasty burger. I like the design. Really brings out the jheri curl.
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