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The Chou t shirt store specializes in original gamer and nerdy culture designs that will be right up your alley if you spend more than 72% of your time plugged into a game system or on a computer. They hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin (hey neighbor…I’m in Milwaukee!).

Under staff it says Daniel Chou, so I’m thinking we’re talking about a one-man operation or a very small operation, which I love to support, along with prodigious use of the word “apparel.” Some of the shirt concepts seem to be rehashes that I’ve seen before (ie: Canada America’s Hat and Camping is In-Tents), but there are enough original concepts to make a visit to Chou Store worth your while, especially if you take advantage of the Shirt of the Week that’s on super special — $10 at time of posting, which is a pretty sweet deal.

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Heads up. What’s Hot page has been updated with the rabidly sought after and purchased funny t shirts this holiday season. It’s an interesting list and I get all philosophical discussing meanings behind the meanings, and why the humorous concepts attract such a fan base. Yeah, you can call me Professor Addison if you wish. I’m delivering knowledge on comedic trends, fashion, and a bit about your mama in What’s Hot in Funny T Shirts. Go look at that right now if you want to take two steps closer to being an evolved individual.

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It’s snowing and I think it just dawned on me that it is December, so, of course, I created a Funny Christmas T Shirts page. But, please beware that stuff that is funny to t shirt designers about the holidays may not be, how should I say it, appropriate for mixed company. There are over 25 shirts on this list, and over half of them will not make the carolers at your door happy, unless they’re boozed up with Peppermint Schnapps.

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Man, MacGyver gets a ton of love from the funny t shirt community. He’s always being mentioned in tshirts. Somehow his larger than life ability to get out a sticky situations with elbow grease and a supernatural ability to take common, everyday materials and make weapons and escape implements from them. Masterful. Endearing, and, obviously, enduring since that show stopped airing in 1992.

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Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of mother’s day, I give you a shirt about vegetables, because that’s always a common subject with the moms of the world. Eat your peas. Eat those brussels sprouts. Eat your salad. That broccoli better be gone by the time I get back from this meeting with my pimp. It’s non-stop, day and night, bitch and moan about eating the vegetables. God, no wonder everybody is so relived to get out of the house and be on their own, where an endless supply of pizza, beer, and skanks awaits. Not a veggie to be seen.

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I like this interactive,  do the punchline yourself tshirts company: Eraser Tees. Lot’s of opportunity for hilarity, conversation starting and people writing on your shirt without repercussions.

I think with this one, you keep changing it to an hour earlier than it currently is, while you’re out on the town, because then you totally look like a rebel. Bonus points if you’re over 30, because then you create a tension: this guy should not be living with his mother…he’s too old. But, at least he’s defying her curfew and partying the night away here at this happenin’ bar. Hmmm…not sure what to think about this guy is he a cool rebel, a loser that lives in his Mom’s basement or both.

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I like this shirt and I highly recommend that you do the same. I like the play on words, ‘cuz I tell you, I was expecting “my middle name,” but whammo, it dropped “mother’s middle name,” and I was hooked on the lively misdirection.

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This is an incredible dis on your mama. Total burn. It’s like twice as wicked as “Your mama goes to college.” Rocket science certainly ain’t easy and, yes, your Mom is. So the tshirt speaks deep truth. On a side note, if you wear a shirt with this type of power math, you announce to the world that you are a serious M’Fer.

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Damn. Kinda hot fo’ shiz, this holiday hookup. I mean, when you got the dough and the fame, it doesn’t take much to convince MILFs to give it up. You can be a fat goofy old cat, and still get it anywhere and everywhere. It’s just the name of the game.

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Um, this is pretty hilarious. It’s one of those classic… I just said something horrible and I meant every word, but socially it was the wrong move, so I should try to clean it up the best I can right now. Except, it comes out totally insincere because it’s right on the heals of a heinous heartfelt proclamation. It feels hollow, forced, and probably makes the situation worse.

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i-support-single-moms-t-shirtIt’s a worthy cause giving business to single mom’s. I’m mean they’re dancing their hearts out every night so that they can put the meat, potatoes and asparagus on the table for the little tykes. Deadbeat dad is gone, impregnating strippers that haven’t been lucky enough, yet, to birth a child, so it’s down to mom.

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worlds-greatest-your-moms-new-boyfriend-teeRight up there with your mom goes to college as the top burn in the world. Man, you wear this to a party and someone starts getting in your face because you’re a Bengals fan, and dude, just point to this wicked tee. Speechless will become your antagonist. No doubt. He may try to shake himself out of a “blown-away” by the razor sharp tee wit, to start throwing haymakers, but if you’re heady enough to purchase the World’s Greatest Your Mom’s New Boyfriend tee, then you’ll intuitively feel when to bob and when to weave and when you to run screaming like a 6-year-old girl.

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