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This is clever. They had the “I love you” messaging, which I’ve always found confusing because this <3 always looked like a butt to me. It never dawned on me that it was a heart on its side. So, maybe this love sentiment when the shirt was originally designed, but then there was a fight, things got ugly, and the black marker came out to change the meaning significantly.

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The nerds and jocks and Lotharios all love the boobies trick on the calculator. It’s a MAN thing. Actually, what it really is is a it’s okay to be a calculator nerd thing. Otherwise, if you’re using a calculator to calculate sums and figure out mathematical problems, then your manhood is suspect.

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Pi Pie T Shirt

by on December 19, 2012


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Hey all you math whizzes and pie eaters. Here’s a chalkboard slash mirror and it’s pretty cool. I never thought about 3.14 flipped around spelling pie, the delicious dessert. Don’t think about this too hard or your mind will be blown. Just get the shirt and wear it around and become its master and wield the power with sloppy abandon.

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I’m going to repeat this joke for all you math geeks out there, because this type of thing must be like manna from heaven for you. What’s your sine? Must be pi divided by 2 cause you’re the 1. No idea what this means. I know sine waves and pi is 3.18, etc. I’ll let the number nerds snort and slaver over this bit of business.

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Trig Om Nom Etry T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

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Somehow the math always gets back to Pac-Man and eating. Right? But, it make sense, as those two are on the tippy top of the hierarchy of needs. Let’s eat up some mathematics with no manners….om nom nom…somebody flunked out of finishing school.

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Pizza Volume T Shirt

by on September 17, 2012

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This equation is for volume, so I guess you’re figuring out the volume of the pizza you’re about the devour when you put numbers in close proximity to the pie. Wear this shirt next time you go grab a pizza. Your server will be totally impressed with how you apply math to real life sich–ee-a-shuns.

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Prime Time T Shirt

by on September 2, 2012

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Hey look…it’s all the prime numbers highlighted. 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23. When you first look at this you think it’s a calendar of some sort. Maybe that February every 39 years that only has 24 days, but then you look at the name of the shirt, Prime Time, and the mathematics begin to hit you full force.

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Serious nerdosity if you like this design from Snorg Tees. But, I understand it. You’re a math geek. You’re good with numbers. What are you gonna do? You’re gonna do what your good at and celebrate whatever type of associated humor that comes your way…like this shirt for instance. I get it.

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I guess you run into licensing issues if you throw a Detroit Tigers hat on this pi symbol with sunglasses and mustache, so I’m going to give Snorg Tees a pass on this one, especially since it’s a truly fabulous design. Excellent colors. Beautiful sun. Lovely palm trees. And, of course, Magnum. This is high level humor with the math wordplay, and if you did your 80s television watching you know exactly what’s going on and truly appreciate it.

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This is freakin’ stretchin’ it right here. Plural Platypus and you get this Platypi T Shirt where the poor animals are contorted into the pi sign. Pretty funny. Makes me think there should be a company that specializes in pi shirts. Like every word in the English language with a pi sound is turned into some pi reference. Pine cone. Pile of shit. Pike. Pied Piper. This could be a real gas. Supine. Spy.

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What you have here is a goofy little joke that includes pie and math, and a little wordplay with pi and pie. This is another one for my math nerd brethren. If I say it like that, does it imply that I, too, am a math lover, because that is not the case. I do not like math. Maybe a little simple addition and subtraction in my head, but anything beyond that hurts.

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You have pi and the square root of 2. That’s about as far as I go with my math knowledge on this one. Well, maybe I know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number, which is where the humor lies in this Love Isn’t Rational T Shirt.

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