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Look At Me Shirts: Cincinnati t-shirt site that brings it.

Apparently on the TV show Big Brother there is a thing called a Head of Household (HOH) room, and that, of course, is what this Who Wants to See My HOH Room T Shirt is all about. This is another one of those bullshit reality shows, where everything is pretty much scripted. But, you know what? They’re addicting and if you can just suspend your disbelief a minute, watching the brain numbing entertainment will help you forget your miserable life. Ha Ha. Just kidding.

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Shark Chum Guzzler T Shirt

by on September 21, 2011

Is this a veiled sexual reference? Are we really talking about a cum guzzler, but then making it suitable for wearing in public, even if a child were to happen by. On the one hand, that’s nice to think of the children. On the other hand, why are you announcing to the world that you chug semen? Of course, I’m 40-years-old and live in my mother’s basement, so what do I know about how the world works. Maybe this is step 1A in the definitive courtship book

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This is some pretty funny stuff right here. Admiral Ackbar took some of the massive salary he earned as Admiral and started a little deli in Mon Calamari, featuring the best wraps you’ll ever have. It’s kind of a played out food, but believe me, the Admiral does it right.

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Zombie Elvis T Shirt

by on September 17, 2011

This is one of the grossest zombie images I’ve ever scene. Saliva, blood, cheek flap with sideburn still attached. At least that perfect oiled hair is still fabulously intact. Thank God. I wonder if Zombie Elvis still has the hip moves. I think he lost them as fat Elvis, but it looks as if being part of the living dead has slimmed him down, so maybe he also has the sexy swivel hips back.

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Who knew Bert could fly so damn fast? Let me guess. He had a fight with his gay lover Ernie and now he’s coming at him with speed. And, of course, Ernie looks like a pig because that’s what the Angry Birds are going after in that somewhat popular game.

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Last time I had absinthe fondness of heart was the last thing on my mind. I was more or less freaking out about how the world was all chunked up like a Van Gogh painting, hoping that shit would come back down to normal after too long. I couldn’t handle that naughty beverage, but then again, the psychic told me I have weak kidneys, so I probably just can’t process the stuff.

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Solid shirt right here. You really need to remember not to bite your friends. If this is something you don’t naturally remember, then you should probably buy the Don’t Bite Your Friends T Shirt and wear it whenever you are around friends. This doesn’t apply to relatives or co-workers. You can bite them all you want, though be careful with the work chums, because that’s how rumors start.

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I took a picture of this sign at a college campus. Can you believe it? One drunken kid falls to his death from a railing while drunken planking. That occurence doesn’t need extra rules and laws written up to address it. There’s already a law or at least a scientific postulation called Darwinism or maybe you know it by its more common name: survival of the fittest.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger used to work out ’til he passed out, which is like one step beyond just puking. And look where it got him. Mr. Universe 22 years in a row. Best actor award 12 times. Rated top governor ever in the history of the United States, and a illicit relationship with a dumpy maid. This is the kind of man you need to draw inspiration from. Add this Plank Til You Puke T Shirt for more inspiration and you will be unstopable.

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Some people really are against planking. That’s stupid. Like being against clean air, babies, and Clyde Drexler. It’s not nonconformist, because that can be productive and useful. It’s more psycho or sociopath. And that’s not cool. Planking is an unalienable right and when you wear the Sorry for Planking T Shirt, you are standing up for this right. And that’s important.

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Abraham Plankin T Shirt

by on August 14, 2011

This is ridiculous and the connection between Plankin and Lincoln is feeble at best. Still, I think that’s probably why I like the Abraham Plankin T Shirt. It causes people that see it to pucker up and get confused and curl up into the safety of the few things they know to be rock-solid truth. The true beauty of this tee from Look At Me Shirts is that you imagine Honest Abe had a stiff posture and gait and would have possibly been the best planking practitioner in history.

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