Literature T Shirts

Literature T Shirts: Strangely there are enough shirts that callout scenes from famous books to create a legit section on this site. Who knew this generation read? Or maybe this is the extent of it. They read t-shirts.

Burrnd T Shirt

by on November 2, 2010

Happy Election Day. Get out and rock the MF’in vote. Am I right? Here’s a little political themed shirt for your getting hyped to vote pleasure.

This goes way back in history to the days of Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson and dude’s like that. Burr made a name for himself as the third Vice President of the United States, serving the office during Jefferson’s presidency. The reason he’s associated with being burned is that people were talking shit about him as he was running for governor of New York. What happened after that is pretty crazy. Here’s the Wikipedia entry about it:

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Douche Baggins T Shirt

by on October 28, 2010

This is a straight up slap in the face to the good fun-loving Jersey Shore folk. It’s a bit of cultural commentary that compares these fine people and their unique style to short fictional characters with hairy fat feet. You can see the resemblance to DJ Pauly D in the gelled up douche hair, the douche shades, the douche hand gestures, the douche pursed lips, and the douche pinky ring. The only thing that is really missing is the tan. On this Douche Baggins T Shirt our hero needs more tan.

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Winnie the Pooh is a pimp, his payment is honey. He speaks in ebonics. He wears pimp purple, and a big P for Pooh belt buckle. A couple of concerning things: One, Is that Tigger fur he’s wearing – did Winnie really fall of the deep end that far and kill his buddy just for style. Two, speaking to women like that is totally offensive. Owning them and using them to sell their bodies for a money is cool, but that language, come on Pimp Pooh.

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Well, it’s easy for a man of Shakespeare’s talents to think that the shit just writes itself. I mean, since he’s totally in the flow, doing what he was put on earth to do, it probably felt like it was just flowing out of his pen without any sort of thought of effort.

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Um. No. This is not what Phillip K. Dick was thinking about in 1956 when he wrote the short story. And, Tom Cruise, didn’t dick around in a spreadsheet with a report that said this guy is a convicted felon, has 32 parking tickets, was in juvee, and  searches for information on semi-automatic weapons on Google an average of 6 hours a day (oh, don’t tell me Google doesn’t tell the government everything – Google is the government – the both start with Go – that’s the spooky stuff), so he’s a little bit of a risk for another crime.

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So, the ginger bread man is the friend and the benefits is that you can eat him and he’s delicious. Or is it the fact that if you’re friends with the ginger bread man, you’ve all of a sudden entered into a different dimension, where baked goods can hop out of the oven, evade the old woman and the farm animals, yelling “run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the ginger bread man.”

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Wicked wordplay in the works here. You got all this Sherlock Holmes buzz with the Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, and Rachel McAdams movie, and then there’s the book by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, that’s picked up steam because of the movie.

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“The problem is you have a bad attitude about starving to death.”

Apparently, Dave doesn’t believe the hype. Good little clip of him doing comedy post-sabbatical.

Actually, living the good life has nothing to do with visualization, it actually has everything to do with wearing funny t shirts every chance you get.

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too-weird-to-live-too-rare-to-die-shirtWanna get all nuevo gonzo? Wanna celebrate that wild ass journalism-fiction-fact-fantasy works of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson? Well, cool, move up to Aspen, fire off some guns, wear a Nixon mask, and run for sheriff and start writing crazy shit. Drugs probably are not optional.

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too-weird-to-live-too-rare-to-die-shirtWanna get all nuevo gonzo? Wanna celebrate that wild ass journalism-fiction-fact-fantasy works of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson? Well, cool, move up to Aspen, fire off some guns, wear a Nixon mask, and run for sheriff and start writing crazy shit. Drugs probably are not optional.

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volts-to-spare3Dr. Frankenstein tryin’ to get to the store for some margarita mix, ‘cuz he’s got a hot date coming over and all of a sudden the old jalopy (his unique monster building skillz ain’t paying the billz) ain’t starting. Damn!!!!

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