Literature T Shirts

Literature T Shirts: Strangely there are enough shirts that callout scenes from famous books to create a legit section on this site. Who knew this generation read? Or maybe this is the extent of it. They read t-shirts.


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I have no idea what this means. What’s a second breakfast? Is that the after hours breakfast you crave when you’re drunk and high, that I’ve heard so many degenerates talk about? Could be. Of course it is. I’m not that out of touch. Now, does this shirt have anything to do with Denny’s and The Hobbit menu. Probably not.

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Fight Club. Fight Club. Fight Club. Chuck Palaniuk. Brad Pitt. Edward Norton. God that was a good movie, and I need to see it again. It’s been too long. God it was an even better book. When’s Chuck coming out with a new novel.

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This has something to do with Cthulhu and H.P. Lovecraft. You have the young creature riding a trike around, and, of course, you have the blocks spelling out the name Cthulhu. If I read any Lovecraft or got into any of the dark culture that has grown around his writings, I would probably know what Miskatonic means, but I don’t.

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I think poppin’ bottles is the word in the club if you’re celebrating, having a good time and poppin’ crazy bottles of champagne. Usually, in this particular scenario, you’re wearing designer jeans and throwing money around like it was your last day on earth. Mary still has the sensible dress and umbrella, but she really knows how to party.

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Bat Noir T Shirt

by on October 14, 2012

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I have no idea what this shirt is all about. It has the words Bram Stoker, bat and noir, so there’s some darkside stuff going on there. Otherwise, no idea, except that I think the design looks really cool, and Dracula was a sweet novel by Bram Stoker, and the dude’s name was Bram Stoker, which is one of the best names of all time.

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Cthulhu 2012 T Shirt

by on October 7, 2012

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I like this one. The Cthulhu is a fascinating evil creature dreamed up by H.P. Lovecraft, which has taken on a life of its own in the nerd culture. Mash that up with this horseshit political election and what do you get? A great line like, “why vote for a lesser evil.”

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When you are preparing to go into the club, you know that 76 percent of all the female patrons in the place will have read 50 Shades of Grey. So, this shirt is guaranteed to connect. You’ll probably have to fight women off of you just for wearing this shirt. You could be as ugly as Larry Bird, and have no game, and still this shirt will do all the work for you to get laid by your choice of fine ladies.

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Ah, Philip K. Dick and the Android operating system mascot mashed together into a little t-shirt beauty. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. I have to admit Google did a helluva job designing that Android dude. Very recongnizable and scalable and green. And Dick did a terrific job of writing the book that was then adapted into the movie Blade Runner.

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This here is a devious little slight of hand. You know there’s that segment of the Christian population that considers itself hardcore. They’re tough for Christ. They kick ass and take names for Jesus. They don’t mess around. They’ll jog up to you while whooping it up for the Lord because they’ll see the large lettering on your new shirt.

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Every time I see something Harry Potter I get a little nostalgic, and misty-eyed about the whole series, including books and movies, being finished. Quite an amazing run for JK Rowling and company. If you feel the same, you can always get this tee to remember all the good fictional memories.

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So, every woman between the ages of 25-62 has read 50 Shades of Grey. This is interesting. What the hell is going on that all these women are desperate to get some sexuality into their lives in the form of a second rate erotica novel? I actually haven’t read the book, so I’m reporting on the quality second hand. I have no problem with it to tell you the truth. Read all the lascivious shit you want is the creed I live by.

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What’s the name of your shop?

miles to go

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that you love classic literature. Is that true?

yeah, i have been a heavy reader since i was 16 and when i decided to do a clothing line almost 5 years ago, i decided i wanted to have a theme that was something i was truly interested in so i didn’t get bored quickly.

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