
Get This Shirt From Petrified Panda
This is like the flagship design from Petrified Panda, because, well, it’s a petrified panda. I like the theme they’re working with. You see all the cutesy animal stuff all over the Internet, so it’s about time a shirt shop focused on animals that are petrified, because, honestly, in this crazy food chain world there is a lot of scared animals mulling about.
Read more on Petrified Panda T Shirt…

Get This Shirt from Fervor Clothing
This is spectacular. The THICK gold chain. The tie dye. The greenery. And the giraffe reaching for the stars. That giraffe has big dreams and he’s going for them, and you have to respect that because there’s a high degree of difficulty and a significant potential for failure. It takes some cojones to set a big goal, let the world know about it, and chase it.
Read more on Ambitious Giraffe T Shirt…

Get this Shirt from Awesome Sports Logos
This is the logo of one of the teams in the Panamanian basketball league. My Spanish isn’t great but it seems to me that if you translate this shirt it says Giants of the Tomb of Death or some such thing. If that truly is what this means, that’s a pretty badass sports team name. Of course, you have to live up to that. You can’t go on 12 game losing streaks with petty bickering amongst players, coaches, and management.
Read more on Colosos De Tumba Muerto T Shirt…

Get this Shirt from Wild Lemon Clothing
That is one wild skull and cross bones lemon with a tie dye background. Now, let me get this straight because I’m old enough to have seen the 70s first hand. Not the 60s but there were remnants of burnt out tie-dyed hippies still mulling about. What does tie dye signify to the youth of today. I’m guessing Wild Lemon Clothing has a finger on the pulse of the young people, and they’re offering this design up as a special spring break garment, so the tie dye probably represents inebriation and/or getting and wild fucking, because I think that’s probably exactly what it meant in the 60s.
Read more on LTD Spring Break Tie Dye Tee…

Get this Shirt From Sharing Machine
This is a snappy little design, which I like a great deal, accept for the part where the don’t recognize Pluto as a planet, because of the prevailing “scientific wisdom.” It sort of speaks to the randomness of the universe. Just one planet in the solar system can sustain life. The rest are too hot or too cold. Though, with all this crazy ass new technology they’re shooting into space they may find something on Mars.
Read more on Solar System T Shirt…