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Employee of the Month TshirtI’m getting five of these gems and wearing them to work everyday. It’s my new uniform. Just think of all the fun times this funny shirt generates.

Jealousy: How does he rate as employee of the month? He never does anything and never speaks at meetings.

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Wash hands, push button, receive bacon tshirtThree steps to bacon. This is a pretty cool sequence because bacon is delicious and it never hurts to have very clean hands. The only issue I have right now. The only thing to cause me pause in purchasing this instant bacon machine is the hot bacon on bare hands. Shouldn’t these instructions be calling for a plate or some oven mits or something. Because sizzlin’ bacon burns baby and that kind of pain will even ruin a perfect bacon moment. Slight concern, but I believe in full disclosure.

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It\'s All Good in the Hood Mr. Rogers TshirtI wonder: Do the kids remember and miss Mr. Rogers and his cardigan, shoe switchin’, fish feedin’ and spooky as all hell puppet plays? It certainly was a beautiful day in the neighborhood when Fred was smilin’ at you.

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Muy Erotico Flip Flops and Socks Tshirt

This tshirt hits waaaaaay close to home. That is MY style. And after all the abuse I’ve taken, I am now vindicated, because what I’ve been doing prophetically is finally getting its due. It is Muy erotico!

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Let’s Bond Tshirt

by on June 6, 2008

Let\'s Bond TshirtAre these molecules? Must be. Molecules bond. Right? Yes, it’s official. According to Wikipedia, molecules bond: covalent bonds, which involves sharing of electrons and atoms, and ionic bonds, which are chemical bonds that form through electrostatic attraction. I’m definitely pretty sure that the scene you’re witnessing on this beautiful yellow tee is ionic, because that’s ELECTROSTATIC ATTRACTION, baby.

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That\'s How I Roll TshirtThis tshirt from Crooked Monkey brings me back to gym class calisthenics back in third grade. Not totally fond memories, since my tumbling, somersault technique was weak. It was always a lumpy, bumpy ride with me, like I didn’t have enough tuck and I’d get stuck with all the pressure on the top of my head. Then, it was sort of a crash to the ground. But I was tryin’. On the bright side, I wore the stylin’ short shorts, had a bowl haircut, went to Sunday school every weekend, and let everyone know my farmer’s tan was the real deal, while wearin’ my “vintage” ringer tees with the skimpy sleeves.

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Metro Gnome T Shirt

by on May 26, 2008

Metro-Gnome TeeshirtI almost typed Happy Memorial Day, but that isn’t very appropriate. How about a more subdued…hope you had a nice three-day weekend. Enjoy the Tshirt of the Day.

The play on words, or double entendre, or whatever you want to call it, is delicious. He’s whistling in perfect time with his white boots on, going to buy some product on the Avenue. Clutchin’ the man purse. And the bright pink polo with the collar up is simply the perfect touch on this always on-time and in tune metrosexual gnome. He wouldn’t even stand in your yard for a minute, unless it was properly (read: meticulously) manicured.

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I do all my own stunts tshirtLiving the life of extreme. Adrenaline. On the razor’s edge. When you wear “I Do All My Own Stunts” tshirt everybody around you will know you’re THE REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE and the opposite sex will be irrepressibly attracted to you. It’s that whole devil-may-care, adventuresome attitude that always packs on the sex appeal. And the effect is 342% stronger, when they see you’ve survived some of the scary moments, like that time when your ass was on fire and the flames rode up your spine and ended up singeing the back of your hair, which ruined an exquisite perm mullet you had spent over 15 months crafting and smelled like that traveling petting zoo in the mall parking lot in Stillwater. Hard core!

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American Apparel t shirts get lots of love in the clothing world. In fact, they’re the largest clothing manufacturer in the US. Why?

Well, first of all, they’re very high quality shirts that fit very well and are made right here in the USA– Los Angeles to be exact. No sweatshop labor used to produce these threads, which is a big deal. Look at some of the places your clothes are made these days: China, Bangladesh, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia. Hard to say under what kind of working conditions these clothes were produced. Unfortunately, there’s a pretty good possibility in the global shirt business that worker conditions are bad.

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Dude WTF T Shirt

by on May 3, 2008

Dude, WTF tshirt50s dad, straight-laced and 4-square with the gospel, ’til he gets with the boys at the bar on a Friday night. You can’t see it, but he’s about ready to loosen that tie, order up some cutty and move that frizz-haired gorilla away from the jukebox. Mr. Jones tying one on. Dude, WTF? Don’t worry about it. He’ll still get the kids to water polo practice in the morning.

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