
Get This Shirt from Ugmonk
I really like this ampersand design and green color. It’s a V-neck, which is something I’m not prepared to wear, because I’m super hairy and old, but for all you strapping young fellas out there with smoove chestees, this could very well be the look that takes you to the next level of fashionable. If I wasn’t cheating and looking at Ugmonk’s site, I would never have spelled Ampersand correctly. I’m always compelled to add a “t,” which brings me back to this shirt….ha ha ha. Get it?
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Get This Shirt from Hello Fresco
There’s a real strange vibe to Hello Fresco shirt designs. It’s not menacing or dangerous, just super odd. And that’s why I like ’em and you should too. That dude is blowing into some modified tuba with his turquoise sunglasses, beard, and white pants. You gotta be a bad ass to pull off a stunt like that, especially in public.
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Get This Shirt From Super Hero Stuff
Not sure how those breasts work anatomically speaking. That would take a lot of silicon and perhaps the best bra in the work to make a pair that large that perky, but it’s fantasy super hero world we’re talkin’ here, so Elektra can have whatever mammeries she wants, especially armed with those scary swords.
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Get This Shirt From Project Shirt
Another Ames Bros. offering. At first I thought the handshake was in 3D because of the colors, but I don’t think that’s the case. This shirt doesn’t come with any special glasses. Still, a cool shirt, and probably something I’d like to wear to work, giving my coworkers an opportunity to scoff at me. That’s a solid handshake.
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Get This Shirt From TopatoCo
Looks like H.P. Lovecraft’s creation, the Cthulhu, ran into some angry Avengers. Not sure why they’d pick on this guy, but it’s obvious Hawkeye, Thor, and Captain America took their best shots at him. Poor guy. Though he’s still standing, which is pretty impressive.
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Get This Shirt From Fat Guy Shirts
I have to admit that I don’t love all fat chicks. There are some horrible fat chicks out there, just like there are horrible skinny chicks, and horrible regular-sized chicks. The fat isn’t the issue. It’s the personality and the soul. And, there are plenty of fat chicks that have beautiful personalities and soul and those are the ones I love, which is why you should get this tee.
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Get this Tee From Fat Guy Shirts
This is one of those things you don’t really think about, but when you do it becomes pretty apparent that it is true. Just the logistics of forceably moving a fat person away from their must be 224% more difficult than an average size person. Bigger vehicle. Stronger apprehender. Higher caliber bullets. I don’t even know what all it would entail, but I do know that this shirt makes a ton of sense.
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