Holiday T Shirts

Holiday T Shirts: Xmas, Halloween, 4th of July, St. Patty’s Day and many more tees that capture the festivity of the season.

There seems to a be steady stream of funny t shirts with the word mother or mom on them. Why? Because the whole mother thing is powerful concept and anything that resonates with so many people (everybody had a mom), potentially can trigger a firestorm of interest and flood of hilarity.

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Get on over to Headline Shirts and take advantage of a super Mother’s Day deal. All women’s tees are $13 through Mother’s Day. Your mother will love the Headline Shirts catalog. She’ll be so touched she’ll cry when she opens that That Shit Cray shirt, or maybe the 420 Canadian Maple Leaf, or how about 3D Cock. She’ll love ’em all, and you’ll be able to afford a variety at this price.

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We have misdirection right here, and as St. Patrick’s Day sneaks up on us you need to have some shirt options for goin’ out. This Happy Labor Day T Shirt featuring the color green and a Shamrock is a great one. People will know you’re in the spirit of the holiday, then they’ll totally get confused because the shirt is talking about Labor Day. Cognitive Dissonance. Growth of mind and heart and spirit of all those destined to pass you on that hallowed day.

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Another offensive shirt you can wear on St. Patty’s Day. This Do You Have a Little Irish in You? Would You Like Some T Shirt is saying that if you answer that you don’t have any Irish in you, then maybe you would little like to have some Irish in the form of sexual relations in you. Racy. I know. But, again, some of the offensiveness is mitigated by the fact that there’s a cute leprechaun offering up a four leaf clover.

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Do Irish people even get hungover. Or maybe they feel like they don’t because that’s their permanent state. Kind of a glazed general annoyance, which can only be turned to joviality with more of the hair of the dog that bit ’em. Of course, this is a stereotype. Not all Irish people are alcoholics. Probably only 92% of the adult population, and only 71% of the kids under 18. Not bad. Not bad.

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Hey, nothing like an offensive St. Paddy’s Day T Shirt. Right? I mean if you’re going out late at night on the special day and you’re in establishments with other adults, it probably isn’t a problem to wear this Blow Me I’m Irish T Shirt, especially since there’s a cute little smiley face in the four-leaf clover. That makes it none offensive even if you are basically asking anybody and everybody you pass to put their mouth on your penis.

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Hey, you gotta like wordplay like this Irish I Were Drunk T Shirt. Right? Plus, it’s always good to be in that kind buzz drunk phase. The trick is easing into that place and staying in that place, rather than pushing too hard and going to throwing up on your mom’s parole officer, room spinning drunk. I admire that can pull off good moderate drunks and still wake up in the morning 85% or more functional. That’s a real skill.

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Hey, if you like the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and you like to go out on St. Patty’s Day, then I’m really not sure why you haven’t hit the buy button on this Paddy’s Irish Pub T Shirt. It’s good. It’s green. It’s great. Get the shirt from Five Finger Tees. I’m telling you, it’s going to improve your life by about 22%. That’s a pretty small price to pay for a very nice boost in good life stuff.

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This IS the Official Irish Drinking Team T Shirt. People are going to be very impressed when you’re wearing this, because they are going to truly think that you’re on the team, and have a tremendous proclivity for drinking whiskey and beer in great quantities. And, if you aren’t a super alcoholic, you can always say you’re saving yourself for the next match.

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Irish T Shirt

by on March 5, 2012

Irish with the lightning bolt for the middle “I” is pretty cool. I like the look of that and it will be a fabulous thing to wear for Saint Patrick’s Day, which is right around the corner. Some of these St. Patty’s shirts are a little over the top with their heavy drinking vibe, so if you want something a little more understated, then you probably want to go with this Irish T Shirt.

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It’s always good to have clear intentions. If you do not have clear intentions things get muddled, and oftentimes you go through life in a half-assed way. This I’m Not Irish But I’m Hoping to Get Lucky T Shirt is full of clear intentions and honesty. It’s like…look…I know the Irish are the stars in March, but I’m not Irish. However, I am hoping to get laid tonight anyway, so can you accommodate me on that?

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Another nice little Saint Patrick’s Day garment. This one is another wordplay on the word Irish, which is really open to possibilities, when you use it as “I wish”. Throw some drinking wishes and all of a sudden you have yourself a funny tee like this Irish You’d Buy Me a Beer T Shirt.

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