Holiday T Shirts

Holiday T Shirts: Xmas, Halloween, 4th of July, St. Patty’s Day and many more tees that capture the festivity of the season.

I am not messing around with this Halloween business, and to prove that I am not, I went and updated the Funny Halloween T Shirts page, picking up several more wonderful shirts that will be perfect for you to wear either as a costume or to events before/after the costume affair has come to a close.

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Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny t-shirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.

The following are the finest shirts available for this specific occasion. You’ll need to make your choice soon in order to insure your selection is shipped to you in time for the night out on the town with brats, kraut, Guinness and seasick floozies.

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Brainsicle T Shirt

It’s not that you don’t want to go all out, but sometimes there comes a time in your life when the end of October rolls around and you’re short on time, money or inspiration to craft a worthy Halloween costume.

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Well, what’s more appropriate than featuring the funniest Jesus T-shirts on the day Christians throughout the world celebrate his resurrection. Not much. Maybe, coloring eggs with toxic dyes, or eating chocolate bunnies, or wearing ugly pastels, but other than that an in depth look at the funny Jesus T Shirts is best way to celebrate Easter.

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Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny tshirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.

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Stupid Cupid Tee Shirt

by on February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine’s Day all you lovers out there!

Man the Cupid is trying hard. Eight shots no hit. These kids on the couch are way to shy to make the love connection without the outside help from the god of love. Cupid was just kind of wingin’ it at the beginning. He thought he had all the time in the world and in this little living room scene, he thought it was like shooting fish in a barrel. But, he keeps missing, mainly because he hasn’t decided to go after one or the other of these potential lovers.

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Wow. Are you honored or disgusted when you discover this. It’s so confusing. The first eight years of your life, you believed Santa was real. Then, you catch your Mom wrapping presents and your Dad eating the cookies on the plate left for jolly Saint Nick. And, your whole conception of  Christmas, and festivity, and even the trust of your parents is blown apart.

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Damn. Kinda hot fo’ shiz, this holiday hookup. I mean, when you got the dough and the fame, it doesn’t take much to convince MILFs to give it up. You can be a fat goofy old cat, and still get it anywhere and everywhere. It’s just the name of the game.

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Can’t be exclude the other celebrations when wishing Happy Holidays, so here’s a token Kwanzaa shout out. What’s cool is that it just takes Santa, makes him black and gives him dialog like he’s the crack dealer’s boss.

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Um, this is pretty hilarious. It’s one of those classic… I just said something horrible and I meant every word, but socially it was the wrong move, so I should try to clean it up the best I can right now. Except, it comes out totally insincere because it’s right on the heals of a heinous heartfelt proclamation. It feels hollow, forced, and probably makes the situation worse.

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I Put Out for Santa Tee

by on December 20, 2009

Little play on words here. You got the cookies “put out” but you know what’s really going on here. If you want the premium service from jolly Saint Nick you gotta go ahead and give him premium service on his chubby little…di…ning habits.

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Xmasochist Tee Shirt

by on December 20, 2009

Hey, this was one of those things where you live and let live. Whatever happens behind closed doors is none of my business. But, then with this everybody’s a star, and “unauthorized” release of star sex videos, and social networking, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and Google knowing your every move with maps and Android phone, welp, nothing is secret or sacred any more. All your shit is hanging out for everybody to see, including, incredibly, Santa and his bound babe.

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