History T Shirts Make You Look Smart

History T Shirts – remember the good times centuries ago with these fine designs featuring blasts from the past.

So this dude Baron Von Mildenstein was into some heavy shit involving trying to form a partnership between Zionism and the Nazi State. I got that off some stub on Wikipedia, so take it as gospel truth, yo. Anyway, the point is you can take any deep, important, heavy, political, world-changing subject in history, boil it down to the key players, add a milk mustache to those key players and then all of a sudden you have a hilarious shirt.

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Let’s examine this a little wordplayage. Ottoman is a fine, fine piece of furniture, ‘cuz when you done got home after a fuckin’ hard day at the J O B, nothin’ you want more than a little sweet tea, shoes off, and feet propped on the Ottoman foot rest thingy. I think nobody had done this feet propping shit before that crazy Turkish Ottoman Empire back then in the 1200s.

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Arrest the Pope Tshirt

by on April 16, 2010

Yes! Nazi Youth. Blind eye to molestation of children or perhaps even a wink and a nudge and, sorry Bishop Touchy Touch, you’re going to have to be moving to another parish. Too many people starting to suspect your diddling ways.

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This is a lesser known march completed by Napoleon Bonaparte. He had his army storm Normandy on Beach Cruisers. You have to remember at this time, this bicycle technology was very, very cutting edge and it simply baffled the opponents.

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Reunite Pangea T shirt

by on September 11, 2009

reunite-pangea-tshirtThis is a very important and appropriate discussion on 9/11.

When you think about it, there are a ton of causes and opportunities to create change that anybody can apply themselves to. However, if you boil everything down, strip away the false constructs, and, basically, get down to the nitty gritty. The overriding issue of the time is reuniting Pangea.

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OK. You’ll need to be careful where you wear this one. Mixed company is probably a bad idea. If you’re in a room with the ancestors of Egyptian slaves, you’re probably going to be in for a long night of berating, brow beating and sensitivity lessons.

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You gotta think in the Viking line of work, you’re going to find yourself in peculiar positions on occassion. And, like any professional, you take it in stride, you have a contingency plan, and you come out on top at the end of the day.

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