History T Shirts Make You Look Smart

History T Shirts – remember the good times centuries ago with these fine designs featuring blasts from the past.

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If anyone knows it’s all about the execution it’s Henry VIII, because, get this, he executed a lot of people. He wasn’t Vlad the Impaler or anything like that, but still, he did his fair share. The most important thing to note here is that Headline Shirts put this together and made it funny because they know a thing or three about execution. Am I…I am right.

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Galapagos Style T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

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Is that Darwin riding a giant sea turtle, because if it is, that’s the most random shit out there, and it’s hilarious. Dude’s got the serious white beard, leather reins, and those shades, ‘cuz being out there on the islands can be tough on the eyes if you don’t protect them. Did they have UV protection back in the day?

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Salvador Dali was spectacularly cool. And, if you’re able to walk around with a mustache ends waxed to such fine points that you can impale delicate flowers then you are living large or as it aptly says on the shirt…livin’ the dream.

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Poor moon looking at his portrait of an astronaut fondly. Remembering the time when brave men used to visit her. Of course, she also has a selective memory even though there’s a daily reminder of abuse by flag planting in her back. There should probably be another moon shot soon just to get her back in good spirits.

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Viva La Evolucion T Shirt

by on October 30, 2012

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It’s Darwin with a glorious beard and a walking fish on his fancy beret. How can you even think that evolution is a lie, when this dude looks so much like someone you can trust. And, don’t give me the Jesus argument. His beard is way too trimmed to even think about listening intently to him. Actually, let me think about this because that blustery god image is pretty outstanding. I’d listen to him.

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Neil Armstrong is arm wrestling an alien (or the moon in whom he’s just planted an American flag) in this design and that’s quite odd. In fact, it looks like he’s set up shop on the moon and has started a school of arm wrestling. Quite ambitious and industrious and it must have happened fast because he wasn’t up there that long (or was he…maybe he traversed through a wrinkle in time). Either way, I don’t doubt it because Neil was a man’s man, as you can see from the t-shirt, his bicep bursting out of his space shirt.

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Amelia Earhart T Shirt

by on October 10, 2012

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I thought the JFK Jack shirt was the last in the series, but Headline Shirts has come up with a terrific idea for the face of the Ace of Spades Amelia Earhart. She was an Ace pilot, and overall cool lady, so why shouldn’t she be represented on the ace card. Get this shirt because you like wearing the most random shit you can find.

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This is all very true. If you reference Ben when you say any kind of stuff at all, people will immediately shut off the BS detector and give you a fair listen. That’s the power of the man that wrote the Farmer’s Almanac and invented the 5 and dime store.

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King Henry T Shirt

by on August 26, 2012

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I love this design from Kittagon. King Henry, with his oversized head, designed in the baroque painting style. I totally made that up. I don’t know anything about art history, but this looks like something on a canvas from way back. Of course, this doesn’t look anything like the King Henry the VIII that I know from my Google image search, but maybe it’s a younger, thinner King Henry. A different King Henry (was there one) or a mashup of the chubby King Henry that we all know from the paintings and the ridiculously handsome King Henry played by Jonathan Rhys Myers in The Tudors.

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Catstronauts T Shirt

by on August 25, 2012

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Limited edition design from MasterControl. Make sure you act fast in order to pick this one up before it sells out. Loved the washed out look of our fearless, intrepid, feline space travelers, and they look into space.

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This design is getting a little historical, which is good to keep the kids interested in what happened in the past. Of course, I don’t really remember why Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton were in such a fighting frenzy, but they did have a duel.

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Sigmund Freud played the mind games for sure. You saw that movie, A Dangerous Method, with Viggo Mortensen and Keira Knightley and Michael Fassbender. He was kind of a dick to Carl Jung, and he played mind games with him. Still, he did very respectable work, so props to him for that. Plus, he made it okay to say anal, and everything was connected to sex. This shirt is a celebration of the complexity of humanity.

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