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Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

French Bulldog T Shirt

by on January 26, 2012

Oui Oui. Beret. Scarf. Cigarette in a holder. Sweater. This is a sophisticated dog right here. I hate to even lump this fine creature with all the dogs in the world. Not in the same class…obviously. Perhaps you like the French Bulldog T Shirt. If so, then you probably need to get it from Headline Shirts before they sell the damn thing out and you have to wait an extended period for them to replenish their stock. You don’t need that hassle.

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Lot’s of people have that spinning in the head that won’t stop no matter what they do. They have insomnia. They can’t focus. It’s all moving just too fast. Normally, this type of hamster brain requires drugs, alcohol, brownies, or auto-asphyxiation to slow it down enough to really have some peace mind, all of which can get you in trouble.

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Edgar Allan Poe was so dark and miserable and everybody just thought he was born that way. Or in the modern day therapy culture, they probably spoke of imbalances in the brain, and the need for some psychotropic meds. However, it has recently come to light that the only thing he really needed was an outlet for his deep desire to move his body to the rhythm.

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Types of Sharks T Shirt

by on January 11, 2012

Let me go down the list of sharks on this Types of Sharks T Shirt in case you can’t read the image.

Bull Shark
Blue Shark
Great White Shark
Nurse Shark
Shortfin Mako Shark
Hammerhead Shark
Loan Shark
Pool Shark

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What’s Headline Shirts trying to get at with this one. I’m not sure. You have the Statue of Liberty holding a beer in place of the torch and on the book it says “I’m just saying.” Is the shirt a commentary about how low brow American culture has become, and the concepts of liberty and freedom don’t really mean anything to anyone because they just want to booze it up and watch the latest installment of the most reality tv show programming you can think of.

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Looks like that Mars Rover is really getting into the spirit of true hospitality, offering a fruity drink and a lei. This is quite touching because that robotic creature could just as easily been surly, wondering why any creatures are moving in on his red utopia. Let’s hear it for this standup robot and celebrate Life on Mars with this Greetings From Mars T Shirt.

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Chocolate Earth T Shirt

by on December 13, 2011

You know how they call Washington D.C. Chocolate City. I thought that was what this was referring to. Like the natural progression of humankind was to be all black. Or maybe it was a Black Power statement. But, in reality, I think this Chocolate Earth T Shirt is just a goofy little number talking about the different layers of the earth in terms of confection (i.e. roasted peanuts, chewy caramel, nougat, milk chocolate). Either way I like it, and either way I’m listening to Chocolate City on Parliament’s 1975 album, Chocolate City, because it’s a damn good song. I know there are dude’s talkin’ about Chocolate City today, so to look up-to-date I shoulda referenced them, but none of that really interests me, like George Clinton and friends back in the day.

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Wisdom Tooth T Shirt

by on November 22, 2011

This is flat goofy. A tooth with a gray beard, gray bushy eyebrows, pipe, and stylish glasses. Plus, arms and a toothpick for a cane, which is definitely my favorite detail. You would have to be a real dork in a super endearing way to get away with wearing this Wisdom Tooth T Shirt. But, according to my website traffic analysis, 86% of my visitors are exactly that–endearing dorks–so that is why I pass along this latest tee from Headline Shirts.

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I’m really not sure what this shirt means. Of course, you have the five boroughs of New York City. And maybe each borough has a signature cocktail. Okay, maybe I figured it out. Done. And that, my dear, is why you should purchase the Five Boroughs Cocktails T Shirt.

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Flying Squirrel T Shirt

by on November 19, 2011

I have always thought those old school aviator outfits were the most dapper. The hat, the goggles, the chin strap, the leather bomber jacket. Add the fine fur, whiskers, and dark eyes of the squirrel and you have a very sharp looking flying squirrel t shirt, which is probably something you need to start wearing in the next week or two.

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What a spectacular prank that would be to replace those letters overnight, so that it did say that. Plus, it would be true what with the banks bringing the 99% down in order to have enough wealth to melt down gold, and pour it into strap on molds, and diddle each other with these instruments. But, you can only use the $60,000 dildo once, ‘cuz that’s the rules. Not to mention the thing wear they smear themselves in petroleum jelly and roll around in kiddie pools full of shredded $1000 bills. That’s why the end is near, along with the fact rule of law in the US is gone, unless you’re a committer of petty or victimless crimes.

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I’m thinking this is sort of sacrilegious in many circles. I mean, this was the last dude to stand up to the corporate oligarchy, and look where that got him. But, he did say this to Jackie O when she walked in on him in flagrante. Jackie rolled her eyes. Marilyn giggled. And John F. Kennedy continued with the business at hand. True story.

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