Headline Shirts is wildly awesome

Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

Pirate Seal T Shirt

by on March 28, 2012

Seems to me like there’s some extra stuff added to the typical pirate flag, but maybe that’s why this is the Pirate Seal T Shirt, rather than the pirate flag. The Jolly Roger is just the flag thing that you have to keep simple so that boats recognize as they’re passing by. The seal is the kind of thing that gets woven into tapestry and hung up on the seamen’s quarters, and perhaps in their homes if they have them. I mean you have to be blown away by the details: skull and crossbones, cutlass, smoking gun, and an eye patch, and, of course, the eagle.

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Squirrel Banjo T Shirt

by on March 28, 2012

This has to qualify as one of the weirdest shirts in the funny t shirt market today. Am I right? We have squirrel standing on an amp with a banjo that plugged in. I think he’s playing the banjo version of Gin & Juice. Now, the more interesting question is who was the craftsman that put that micro banjo together. That is what’s most important to figure out here.

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Did you know that when you type Control Z on a manual typewriter it makes the paper scroll really fast like there’s a poltergeist? Go ahead and get to a thrift store and pick up an old manual typewriter, then find your youngest cousin or nephew or neice and do the Control Z trick. It will scare the piss out of them. They’ll probably start crying. You can comfort by saying it’s just a little demonic presence making the paper fly.

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Available in Men’s and Women’s Sizes

This is one of those misdirection t-shirts that’s done really well. Headline Shirts dropped the maple leaf and color from the Canadian flag and added the 420 below, so now there’s crazy confusion. Is that a pot leaf? I think Canada was known for drinking much beer, not smoking pot? Will that red color exaggerate my hard nipples?

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Available in Men’s and Women’s Sizes

Nice little subterfuge right here by using the phrase Kill ‘Em in conjunction with an image of The Dalai Lama. Because he’s all about peace, and this is sort of a peace message, but still has a exhortation to kill ’em. Pretty good stuff. And paradoxical. And confusing. And enlightening.

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Moon Hoax T Shirt

by on February 29, 2012

Clapboard with moon landing scene 14, take 03. That’s funny. They’re like okay, a little more to the left, and try to get that flag straight up, and we need a better shadow from the astronaut outside the frame. We’re getting there, but come on people this is an important event to Kennedy. He challenged us now we have to deliver before the Russians come up with their own moon landing film.

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Top Gun Iceman T Shirt

by on February 22, 2012

The cool thing about this shirt is that everybody knows with the helmet and name Iceman that you’re talking about Top Gun, and you’re serious. This is a solid reason to think long and hard about purchasing this Iceman T Shirt. You will instantly receive 65% more respect in any situation you find yourself in.

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This must be the telegraph the Wright Brothers sent out after they finally got their flying machine in the air December 17 1903 in the village of Kitty Hawk. They told their father they got it up in the air and to tell the press. At least that’s what I think it says. The mimeograph of the telegraph is a bit blurry. Not quite like email.

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Better get on over to Headline Shirts with your sweetheart and pick out one for him and one for her; or one for her and one for her; or one for him and one for him. However your relationship is configured go to Headline Shirts, get one shirt at regular price and get the second for free. That’s a great deal that puts love into the air and romance into your relationship. Do it!

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Hunter S. Giraffe T Shirt

by on February 1, 2012

Damn. That giraffe totally looks like Hunter S. Thompson. What with the floppy bucket hat, glasses, and cigarette holder. It’s actually kind of spooky, and makes me think the design staff over at Headline Shirts is performing some sort of black magic to subsume the essence of the man, and birth him anew in ink on thread. Whatever the means, the ends–this Hunter S. Giraffe T Shirt–justify them thoroughly.

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3D Cock T Shirt

by on February 1, 2012

I’m not sure if there’s 76 pounds of innuendo with this tee, ‘cuz it sounds like something sexual, but the shirt itself is only a rooster in 3D. So, there’s no problem in mixed company, even with children around. In fact, they may be the biggest fans of the shirt featuring a neat animal. Bonus points if you carry a pair of cheap 3D glasses so friends, family, and young, fresh-faced strangers can enjoy the 3D Cock T Shirt in all its glory.

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So, it all started with fire and the torch, then there was the candle, the gas lamp, electric light. Last year was compact fluorescent. And, this year we’re back at fire. I think what they’re saying here is that it’s all fallin’ apart. The grids gonna crack. The American dream is fading. Beeswax and paraffin are becoming scarce. And, we’re back to lighting shit with fire.

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