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This is really a nice new take on the playing card imagery. Might be hard to take it to its logical conclusion with more characters from the story featured on the other face cards. Well, the queen could be the blonde beauty. But, who in the hell is the jack. Does anyone know one other character in King Kong other than the ape and the girl.

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Read More Books Beer T Shirt

by on September 12, 2012

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Cognitive dissonance at its finest. Or in the shirt biz we call this misdirection. The textual message is read more books and the visual message is get drunk off your ass. What are people going to do when they see this shirt? One of two things. Laugh and point in your direction with a knowing nod. Or their mind won’t be able to process the conflicting information, and they’ll suddenly become enraged. Most will stuff it inside, but some will lash out. Be careful out there with this one.

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Hey, all parents want their kids to be the coolest on the block and in the upper echelon at school. One great way to do that is to outfit them in the latest offerings from the Headline Shirts kids collection.

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Goose Ness T Shirt

by on August 29, 2012

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Oh my. All that mystery and hub bub up in Scotland for decades is now cleared up. And it was technology that helped solve the case, but not like you think. With all the advances in digital cameras, you’d think that’s why a clear shot was finally taken, but really it was an iPhone that brought the truth of the Loch Ness monster. Why? Because it was convenient to grab and shoot, and the chances of someone getting a good shot increased 87% because that’s how many more people had the technology in their pocket to capture something like this.

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For the rest of the week, Headline Shirts is offering a deal where you don’t have to pay shipping. In other words: free shipping. I’m guessing they’re calling Sunday, August 26 the end of the week, so get on this deal now.

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Get on over to Headline Shirts and take advantage of their back to school sale. All of their shirt prices have been slashed to $14. But, you must act fast, the sale is only for three days.

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If you’re hanging with artists, this is what you get. Dude’s cutting their ears off. Rats singing in harmony. Absinthe horizons. If you were hanging out with Vincent Van Gogh back in the day, I’m pretty sure you would have heard how It’s About to Get Weird about 36 weeks out of the year.

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Very dapper dog, though I think he’s overcompensating because he’s ugly as sin. But, you play with the hand you’re dealt and this English Bulldog is doing what he can. Monocle, pipe, bowler hat, bow tie, and lapel pin. Nice.

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This design is getting a little historical, which is good to keep the kids interested in what happened in the past. Of course, I don’t really remember why Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton were in such a fighting frenzy, but they did have a duel.

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Crooked Heart T shirt

by on August 1, 2012

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I don’t really see this as a crooked heart. Maybe it’s a little tilted to one side, but I wouldn’t really call it crooked. Maybe askew. Crooked would be a more jacked up heart shape. Nonetheless, I like this heart and the placement on the shirt, so I’m giving it my full endorsement.

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Churchill, Roosevelt, and Stalin together on a bench. Everybody always mistakenly calls this the Big Three, but they forget one of the most integral characters in the negotiations was the chicken man. He was the one that really set the tone and moved the discussions forward.

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It’s actually nice to warn people about your secret powers before they get deep and mesmerized by your charms. Let them know up front, that just like a King Cobra coming out of a basket to the sweet sounds of Indian flute music, they will be swaying to your alluring song within like two and a half minutes.

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