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Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

Pave Lake Wobegon T Shirt

by on November 22, 2012

pave lake wobegon t shirt Pave Lake Wobegon T Shirt

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Fantastic sentiment expressed in this design, which probably reflects the thoughts of an entire generation that doesn’t get it. I think maybe I should get it because I’m so old, but I never have. I find that Garrison Keillor joint pretentious and boring.

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livin the dream t shirt Livin the Dream   Salvador Dali T Shirt

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Salvador Dali was spectacularly cool. And, if you’re able to walk around with a mustache ends waxed to such fine points that you can impale delicate flowers then you are living large or as it aptly says on the shirt…livin’ the dream.

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Private Joker T Shirt

by on November 1, 2012

joker t shirt Private Joker T Shirt

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The final installment of the Headline Shirts card series is Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket. Get it. Joker. It’s the joker card. Cool character that came to life under the loving direction of Stanley Kubrick. If you’re a fan of the movie, and over 1 million people have professed as much on Facebook, then you should probably get this tee.

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Vintage Film T Shirt

by on October 24, 2012

vintage film t shirt Vintage Film T Shirt

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Headline Shirts is all about the random and there new Top Shelf offerings seem to be all that and more. Perhaps even mundane. But, mundane in an eye appealing way. I’m pretty sure I’d proud to wear every single one of their designs, and this shirt featuring old cameras is no exception. What do you think?

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pompous pines country club t shirt Pompous Pines Country Club T Shirt

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Better than you since 1932. Country Clubs do have that pompous sort of feel about them…don’t they. Not that I’ve spent much time at them, but on the off chance that I find myself at one, I feel like punching everybody in the mouth. Of course, I don’t because even weakest, most pompous ass at a country club could woop my grubby ass.

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Whiskey Bar T Shirt

by on October 24, 2012

whisky bar t shirt Whiskey Bar T Shirt

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If you’re a drinker of whiskey, you probably peed your pants when you saw this shirt, as you should have, because it’s a great design with lovely, lovely bottles of whiskey on full display. If you can name them all you’re an alky or a bartender. It’s a great test at the bar.

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Goldfish T Shirt

by on October 24, 2012

goldfish t shirt Goldfish T Shirt

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I love the look of this shirt. That is a super cool goldfish with the spot light from underneath and the darkness behind. And what about those delicate bubbles and the terrific scales. This is one of Headline Shirt’s new Top Shelf offerings, and it certainly is top shelf.

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drugs the easiest way to fly t shirt Drugs, The Easiest Way to Fly T Shirt

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Ain’t this the truth, especially these days with terrorism alerts, Homeland Security, and the motherfucking TSA. Who wants to be fondled and/or shot full of radiation, so we can be safe in the skies. Nobody. So, instead drive down to the seedy part of town, meet up with a dude named Skeez in the alley, do that special handshake, cook or light up the shit, buckle your metaphorical seatbelt, and off you go into the friendly skies.

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Amelia Earhart T Shirt

by on October 10, 2012

amelia earhart ace t shirt Amelia Earhart T Shirt

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I thought the JFK Jack shirt was the last in the series, but Headline Shirts has come up with a terrific idea for the face of the Ace of Spades Amelia Earhart. She was an Ace pilot, and overall cool lady, so why shouldn’t she be represented on the ace card. Get this shirt because you like wearing the most random shit you can find.

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JFK Jack T Shirt

by on October 2, 2012

JFK jack t shirt JFK Jack T Shirt

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The last in a fine series of face card shirts from Headline Shirts. This one features one of the most iconic Jacks in history. Jack “JFK” Kennedy. Believe it because this is for real. I actually just finished reading a biography of JFK that got into the conspiracy stuff a little bit, and it was unbelievable. Like you cannot believe how much power the CIA and the FBI and the military industrial complex had. Buy this shirt and check out the book, JFK and the Unspeakable: Why He Died and Why It Matters.

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chinese food and donuts t shirt Chinese Food & Donuts T Shirt

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I don’t even know if there’s anything that can be said in response to seeing this shirt. It says it all. It’s like a koan. A proverb. The wisdom of the ages. In fact, I’m saying no more. Nothing. Nada.

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queen of hearts t shirt Freddie Mercury Queen of Hearts T Shirt

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This is part of the Headline Shirts face card series. Last installment was a King Kong King card. Now you have a Freddie Mercury Queen card, which is pretty awesome, ‘cuz he was a queen, and played music for Queen. I love that pre-pubescent homophobes looked up to this dude, thinking, damn I gotta get me some music chops like that because I KNOW he gets all kinds of pussy. This despite the fact that the boys in Queen did just about everything but S their Ds on stage to show people they were gay.

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