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Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

I’m pretty sure this shirt wasn’t produced in response to the Tiger Woods saga, but I think it fits perfectly. I’d give the general pool $5 if Tiger just said fuck it…I am what I am…added his name to the entry list at the next tournament and dawned this head band instead of the bullshit Nike golf cap.

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Yes…change is evolution. It is the only constant. So, you must embrace it. Take the lessons from yesterday, live in the moment and welcome tomorrow. In other words, Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days old man. Tired of your shitty stories ’bout how it used to be. And, that the kids these days, don’t know what’s going on.

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One Less Car T Shirt

by on January 18, 2010

Seriously. Fuck all the hybrids and bio-fuel and corn husks and algae. Let’s go back to our roots as dreamers and remember that we were supposed to have individual, power-packed flying apparatus to get us around at least by the 1990s but certainly by 2010. It’s time to stop looking all pie-eyed and moon faced saying to our collective selves, “gee wouldn’t that be swell.”

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It’s like you don’t even have to try. You wake up, rub the sleep out of your eyes and bam boom, the awesome just comes like a never ending tidal wave until you go to sleep at night…if you go to sleep at night.

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Well, you never can tell who’s capable of carrying out dastardly deeds these days. Granny’s packin’ underwear fireworks equals very conceivable. Nuns with knives…surprised we haven’t heard about this more. Jihadists with toy guns…let’s not racially profile the poor folks, just because some of their Muslim brethren are fuckin’ crazy. Let ’em through. It’s just a little fun.

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Darth Vader Pinata Tshirt

by on December 19, 2009

buy-tshirt-buttondarth-vader-pinata-shirtWhat you can’t see in this picture is that Darth just pushed aside five little children to get his chance at the pinata. It’s little known that Vader has a sweet tooth, and can’t wait to get at the candy that is making this innocent little papier-mache donkey burst at the seams.

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kim-jong-il-facebook-tshirtKim Jong-il joined the axis of evil group on Facebook. It’s good to know. It’s good to keep daily tabs on friends and loved ones. Being a friend of Kim is always especially cool, because he drops little hints of his wild and cool life. Shark tanks, cinema directing, nuclear warhead tests, and attending important functions in drag.

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