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Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

Moscow 2030 T Shirt

by on January 29, 2013

moscow 2030 t shirt Moscow 2030 T Shirt

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At first you think this is one of those misdirection shirts. Oh yeah, Moscow and palm trees and sunsets. Ha ha. But then it hits you like a ton of bricks…this is a WAKE UP CALL. Moscow in 2030 with palm trees. Why, because thanks to carbon emissions we’re changing the weather patterns of the entire globe. The Northern climbs will soon be tropical, while those places down by the Equator are going to be unliveably hot just like Venus and your mom.

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Billy Goat Viking T Shirt

by on January 29, 2013

billy goat viking t shirt Billy Goat Viking T Shirt

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This is a creepy design. Not creepy as in a 42-year-old pocked-marked drooler hitting on your little sister in the subway, but creepy like that is so absurd that it makes me uncomfortable, and I have a pretty high tolerance for the weird, so think how uneasy the people around me will be when I’m wearing it. Gotta have it…creepy.

Actually, that billy goat likes like he was born to wear the viking helmet. He looks good. Dignified.

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Galapagos T Shirt

by on January 16, 2013

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Another absurd design from that crazy shirt crew in San Francisco. I believe that would be Darwin riding a giant sea turtle like a bucking bronco, which seems absurd but if you do a close reading of The Origin of Species, you will find that he describes this moment on the Galapagos Islands. It was written in 1859, so it may not be as obvious to the modern day reader.

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nevermore except for weekends t shirt Nevermore Except on the Weekend T Shirt

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This is super funny. A little different take on The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. Not quite as hardcore. Leaves a bit of an out in case there’s some fun shit happening on Saturday night.

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custers last words gotta like these odds t shirt Custers Last Words T Shirt

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All I can really think of is custard when this dude’s name comes up. Maybe it’s because I’m out her in the midwest in the dairy capital of the world, Wisconsin. Actually, I can also remember reading about how Custer was an absolute arrogant Indian-killing idiot, who thought he was invincible, while leading his American army into a slaughter.

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Captain Merica T Shirt

by on December 26, 2012

captain merica t shirt Captain Merica T Shirt

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This is the hillybilly equivalent of the Nazi-fighting Captain America. You have to have heroes in all sectors really. Can’t leave places like trailer parks without their own protectors, and this guy here is one of the best. No one, and I mean no one looks as menacing brandishing a pellet gun than good ol’ Merica.

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tokyo dont mind the giant lizard t shirt 260x300 Tokyo Dont Mind the Giant Lizard T Shirt

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Sometimes in PR and marketing there are challenges, flaws, or warts on a product too big to sweep under the rug or hide behind catchy music and tired platitudes. So, a trick that smart manipulators use is to magnify the perceived issue until it becomes the flavor of the product. In this case, the product is a visit to Tokyo and they are playing up the excitement and potential stories you’ll collect as you potentially encounter the big lizard…Godzilla. Of course, they can’t use the word Godzilla because that’s too expensive to license.

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Jackalope T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012

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Finally! Proof that this rare animal exists. I mean no one could do such an amazing artistic rendering without having actually seen the beast in the flesh. You’ll want to document this moment by getting this shirt. Forget the Loch Ness and Big Foot stuff. Jackalope is where it’s at in terms of elusive creatures.

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henry viii its all in the execution t shirt Henry VIII Its All in the Execution T Shirt

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If anyone knows it’s all about the execution it’s Henry VIII, because, get this, he executed a lot of people. He wasn’t Vlad the Impaler or anything like that, but still, he did his fair share. The most important thing to note here is that Headline Shirts put this together and made it funny because they know a thing or three about execution. Am I…I am right.

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Karate Chimp T Shirt

by on December 6, 2012

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The form is pure Ralph Macchio for sure. Just like Mr. Miyagi (God rest his soul) taught him. But, there are other strong karate chimpanzees in the world, so you have to keep working, keep fighting, and keep getting better. Buying this shirt is a contract with the universe, stating that, “yes, you certainly understand your responsibility.” Go get ’em.

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pineapple crossbones t shirt Pineapple Crossbones T Shirt

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This is one of the weirdest shirts I have ever seen from Headline Shirts and that’s saying something, because they’re all weird. It’s a pineapple with an eye patch. And, it’s banana crossbones. What’s little known is that this is the banner under which the most brutal and violent band of pirates sails.

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cyborg monday 2012 Headline Shirts Cyborg Monday 2012

Leave it to Headline Shirts to put a cool twist on the Cyber Monday concept. They got in a creative room and decided to call their sale Cyborg Monday. And what a sale it is! The entire catalog is up for grabs for cheap, including some designs for only $5.

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