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This is a nice shirt to wear to work or that church service your mom guilted you into going to. Or that 200 level poly sci class, or, hell, how about that early morning fishing trip with gramps. Turns the I’d Rather Be Fishing on its head. Awesome.

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This is an exceptionally weird shirt. Lincoln was a bit of a scary looking dude. But, to go as far as a Jolly Roger look with an eye patch. Kind of insulting to one of the most famous and revered presidents in the history of the United States. Plus, you don’t even get to see one of his most creepy features aside from the gaunt face and Amish beard…his overbearing height, especially when wearing the stovepipe hat and those damn platform heels. Nearly a seven footer at that point.

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Of course, Rick said cocaine is a helluva drug with that little c

Legalize Reason T Shirt

by on October 12, 2010

Nobody is making any sense any more. Everybody has an agenda, and will work toward it no matter the consequences…first thing to go is reason, when the only truth is a rigid value system, or slavish devotion to special interests, and that, my friend, does not make a healthy political system. That is where we are right now, and if reason were legal more people might just express this opinion. But, since you get imprisoned in the public opinion prison if you speak anything remotely close to the truth, then the loudest voices out there are those of wingnuts (I.e. Glen Beck, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Gael Garcia Bernal – just kidding, I don’t know one thing that Bernal thinks, just thought it would mix things up to get his name in there with the usual suspects…that’s reasonable. Right?)

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Headline Shirts kind of stepping out of its comfort zone with this religious and football themed shirt. I applaud them. It takes guts to try new things, especially when you’re comfortably kicking butt with your regular funny, political, irreverent stuff. Well, I guess this is still pretty irreverent, and maybe even sacrilegious in certain circles. Mess with God in any way and you’re asking for trouble, and this particular Zeus-like depiction, participating in a game of man, could really rankle the fundamentalist Christians snooping around the Internet.

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Well, it’s easy for a man of Shakespeare’s talents to think that the shit just writes itself. I mean, since he’s totally in the flow, doing what he was put on earth to do, it probably felt like it was just flowing out of his pen without any sort of thought of effort.

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Retro Stereo T Shirt

by on September 24, 2010

This is a cool looking shirt, and it feels old school but not schmarmy, colorful but not gay, eye pleasing but not eat it with soy sauce. And, when you put it all together, you have a very solid potential purchase. So, make up your mind today. Is stereo still important to you? Is it really that old school? Do you have headphones with two ear pieces, and more than one speaker?

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I love this shirt. I love helmets on birds. Always have. It looks so fantastically amazing. It’s the Egyptian eye of the bird combined with the beautiful helmet that Peter Fonda wore or hung on his seat as he rode his bike in the movie Easy Rider.

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You know how you thought certain things were invented in modern times but ancient cultures had ’em way back when. I’m talking about Rome’s aqueducts. Modern sewage and water technology did not begin in Lubbock, Texas like most people thing. Or what about cushie dog beds. Not something that the French came up with in the 1800s. The Egyptian’s had ’em in the 1650’s. And, I suppose this shirt is a good example.

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I like the nose piercing and the ransom note cut out letters. A little like the Sex Pistols’ God Save the Queen single record cover.

And then there’s the great copy on the page from Headline Shirts:

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I don’t really get it but it’s pretty damn cool looking adding that space invaders look to the Stars and Bars. Actually, could be pretty incendiary if you think about it. Basically, you have a big gun shooting at the representation of the states of our country. Look at it from a distance and you may well very think there’s some treason goin’ on here. Actually, those “serious” Patriots may think the same even at a close inspection, especially if they don’t know Space Invaders from Donkey Kong.

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Oh shit, we’re gonna get political right about now…comparing the pilgrims on the Mayflower to illegal aliens from Mexico. There is a lot of similarities. Seeking a better life. Working hard to make a life for themselves in the new country. Hardships, but never wavering belief that the US is a far superior country to live in than the old homeland.

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