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Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

Apparently, some people think there is a dearth of rock ‘n roll in the world today. They think most of the music coming out is either electronica, rap, hip hop, or whiny little emo bands that can’t really rock. I tend to agree with them, but you can never oversimplify these types of these things with blanket statements. There are some seriously rockin’ bands goin’ right now. They just aren’t totally in vogue. But, they have their following and they’re selling records, so really everything is alright in the world. Not saying you shouldn’t take a nap until the rockers are on top of the world again, but I have Rhapsody, so I listen to whatever I want whenever I want. Except for Led Zeppelin. They don’t have the ultimate rockers yet, but they will.

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This has to be one of Headline Shirts most popular shirts ever. It’s simply brilliant. You have the send up of Da Vinci’s Vitruvian man, which is not totally novel on the Internet, as you can see on this artist’s site that has a lot of different variations on the theme. But, the fact, that on their Da Vinci Vitruvian Rock Man T Shirt they capture a seminal rock ‘n roll pose…the ultimate Pete Townsend guitar god strum, makes this particular variation on the classic illustration of a man particularly appealing.

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More Wolves T Shirt

by on December 1, 2010

Never think that there’s enough wolves on t shirts in the world. This is another spectacular offering. It’s so soulful and mystical and wonderful. There’s a wolf howling at the moon. There’s a wolf riding a white horse amongst the stars howling at the moon. Magnificent.

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Hey, if you’re struggling to find the perfect gift for that certain someone, you’ll need to head over to Headline Shirts and take their little gift quiz. They ask a few questions about the person you’re buying for and in the end come up with creepy accurate suggestions for them. Try it now.

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Classic scene in a classic movie. Cary Grant’s character is being chased by a crop duster out in the middle of nowhere. He tries to flag down a car going down a deserted highway. No luck. He dives behind berms of dirt and rocks as the plane does a fly by shooting at him. This is not a good situation for Roger O. Thornhill. Pretty cool movie by Alfred Hitchcock and a great scene.

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Well, not sure Wikipedia founder, Jimmy Wales, would appreciate this statement but he’s too busy making personal appeals for donations to keep the online encyclopedia going that he probably won’t notice a little fun at his brain child’s expense.

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This shirt is so well designed it just looks natural like that deer in the orange safety hunting gear and strapped with a rifle is just the way it should be. The deer looks great. Of course, I’m wondering what kind of gun that is with the banana clip. I don’t really know anything about guns, but I think that banana clips aren’t generally on hunting rifles.

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From the Department of Defense to the good people back home. The troops ———————- are ———————- having —————————- a ————————– blast ————————— here ——————————–. They left a couple of inconsequential words out like: “this place is hell,” “not enough armor on our Hummers,” and “what the fuck are we doing here?” This “slightly” edited version gives a good idea of what’s going on in Iraq and Afghanistan without bogging them down in confusing details.

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Interesting time to re-issue this one. Apparently, Headline Shirts was selling bushels of these babies back when “W” was ruling the White House, because he was an idiot and his foreign policy was a joke, but now, we still engage in warfare in Afghanistan, and we’re still in Iraq, so there’s really no reason for everybody not to hate us.

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Oil Pump Useless T Shirt

by on November 25, 2010

Love it. Love it. Love it. For some reason, whenever I think of these ugly ass oil pumps, I think of Bakersfield, California because that is where I remember thinking to myself, this is the ugliest city in the country and these oil rigs in parking lots, front yards, and playgrounds are the most hideous things I’ve ever seen.

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Nice social commentary on this fine t-shirt. You have the freaky Right complaining about NoBama’s expenditures on healthcare, education, and infrastructure. It’s a dangerous game to want everything to be privatized and to call every public works a socialist agenda. Privatization is not always the answer. We need government. We’ve had government. We became great with government. I’m all for the capitalism, but there’s a happy balance between public services and private enterprise. I think hopefully maybe we learned something with the bank debacle. They got those pesky “government” regulations  swept aside, but they had no dignity, respect, or morality to regulate themselves. Greed took over and it brought the great United States to the brink of collapse.

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Usual Suspects T Shirt

by on November 8, 2010

Can you name all these corporate marketing characters. I’ll tell you what they are all guilty of…peddling crap food. Wow, did I just get up on my high horse that just stepped up on the soap box or what. Actually, I don’t even know if I can name all these characters without the help of the Internet. Let me try:

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