Gaming T Shirts: Gamers delight as I review the tees

Gaming T Shirts: If it’s a shirt that has to do with gaming and it’s worth a damn, then it is reviewed here. Nerds!

Hey. It’s a shout out to Super Mario. Has it really been 35 years of Mario video games? Can that be true? Can I be that old? Damn.
Anyway, over there on Yahoo Answers the following question was asked:

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This is a very sensible shirt for the crazy times we live in. You’re going to need to work the rock paper scissors game correctly, because more and more, that is going to be the go to method for deciding things. You think I’m joking but did you hear what just happened over at NATO headquarters. That’s right, they made a major decision involving several countries with representatives from each country participating in a rock paper scissors tourney. Winner got NATO protection from the evil empire, the losers got nothing except continued misery.

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Zerg Rush Starcraft T Shirt

by on September 18, 2010

Do you know what this is all about? Zerg Rush comes from a video game called Starcraft, where a player can build up an offense with Zerglings before the other player has time to do anything. (from Encyclopedia Dramatica). So, basically, it’s like bum rushing the stage, or anything where mass overcomes might. So, this little video game phenomenon turns into an Internet meme.

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As you well know this is a mix media t shirt message with a tip of the cap to Mortal Kombat the video game and The Wizard of Oz movie.

Here’s the technical explanation of a flawless victory from the Mortal Kombat Wikia:

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I don’t really get it but it’s pretty damn cool looking adding that space invaders look to the Stars and Bars. Actually, could be pretty incendiary if you think about it. Basically, you have a big gun shooting at the representation of the states of our country. Look at it from a distance and you may well very think there’s some treason goin’ on here. Actually, those “serious” Patriots may think the same even at a close inspection, especially if they don’t know Space Invaders from Donkey Kong.

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Reference to Electronic Arts game Ski or Die, except you wear this shirt because you believe you should get this game for free. Fuck paying for bits and bytes, download that thing on rapidshare. You know what I am saying. Correct?

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A shout out to what many feel is the greatest game of all time: Legend of Zelda.

I like this shirt because it works on a couple of levels. It pleases the most geeky among us, because what’s more nerdy than playing Legend of Zelda in your mom’s basement 12 hours a night. But, it also appeals to those that are into high level business dealing where the operative phrase is “make it rain,” as in work the network, burn up the phones, make the back room deals, bring in the business, and put cash in the coffers.

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This is just one of those PSA “Slow your roll” tshirts that we all need to see and digest at times. Always good to have reminders to keep the speed down, to stop texting while driving, and, of course, to avoid the red turtle shells that sort of look like granades…at least in Mario Kart they do. Many  believe the red turtle shells are the most wicked weapons in the history of video games.

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Aw, the good ol’ days when folk wisdom met with high tech equipment to create the ultimate tech support. Don’t have to call the 800 number. No hidden form and the website. Don’t need to ship the whole unit back. Just talk to your cousin in Atlanta, who learned about the cartridge blowing method in his math class.

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In Sonic the Hedgehog you gotta run…a lot. Thus, it’s only natural to start up a track team. Get some real good training so you can get through that first level: Emerald Hill Zone.

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This is one of those shit your pants moments you never ever want to experience. You’ve heard about it happening in a neighboring town. You don’t know how you would cope. What would it be like? No XBOX?! How long will it take to fix? Will I lose all profile stuff? Man, it’s nearly unbearable to even think about it.

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You know I didn’t really take it in at first but those disco floors look a lot like the DDR floor, which makes this shirt that much better. That, along with the fact that John Travolta has put in 50 pounds and got himself a crazy cultish Scientology religion, 27 years after being, Tony Manero, a seductive man with all the moves.

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