Gaming T Shirts: Gamers delight as I review the tees

Gaming T Shirts: If it’s a shirt that has to do with gaming and it’s worth a damn, then it is reviewed here. Nerds!

Here’s Sheldon Cooper’s expanded version of Roshambo.

“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and rock crushes scissors.”

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Of course, the Legend of Zelda game is a supra classic that all the gamer geeks worship to oblivion. Part of that fervor includes buying up every tshirt that references the game, and I’m certain that will include one of the best, which is this I Potion Zelda T Shirt.

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Another Super Mario T Shirt that includes a little word play. If you don’t know like I didn’t until I took the requisite 4.5 minutes to look it up, the gold coins some Mario Brothers business that you grab up so you can be awesome at that video game. So, you can be a hardcore gamer. Conversely, making it rain is a phrase that means bringing in the business, or getting paid the money, or making it happen on a fiscal level. You can only imagine how awesome you are if you make it hail. It’s heavier. It’s harder. It’s ice chunks from the sky.

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That’s the most decorated plumber is history. I didn’t even know they gave plumbers metals. It’s almost like this particular turd puncher was in the military. Ah, but this Retired Plumber T Shirt is actually alluding to our friend Mario, who’s just a humble plumber who’s been through the war with all his crazy adventures. I love the 604 Republic trademark detail. The scars, the gray mustache, the medals with the familiar Mario graphics, and, of course, the highly recognized red hat, just flipped up to cause a few seconds of pondering before you put it all together.

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Hey that Lava Piranha Battle ain’t no joke, and sometimes you get burned for reals. Mario doesn’t look so good all mummified like this but things are looking up because he has his 1-Up drip feeder and his big ol’ mustache still makes it look like he’s jolly. I’m guessing he is, because Mario has an indomitable spirit, and zest for life. He’ll be back out there in no time.

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Really cool gamers shirt. Kid has a decision to make. What uniform is he goiong to wear today, and, of course that all depends on what game he wants to play. In the comments below, please tell me all of the games that are represented on this t shirt. I’ll get you started with the easy ones: Pac-Man, Super Mario Brothers, Donkey Kong, and Halo. I like the detail with the kid too. He’s got the Mario Bros. star on the t shirt he’s wearing, the game controller in his back pocket, backwards cap, and he’s pushing up his glasses, because, after all, he’s a nerd geek.

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Not sure this is a negotiator. Rather I think this is some dirty, smelly, gutter punk, who’s missing some teeth, and fancies himself a peacemaker, except that he has no arbitration skills. Instead, he yells at people, animals and inanimate objects, telling them to get along. Though it does look like the rock, paper and scissors have listened in this instance.

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You’re not fooling anyone. You try to act like you’re macho and in to sports. And fist pumps, chest bumps, forearm bashes, but really you’re into engaging your imagination in  games that really have no basis in reality. Sure there are real dudes putting up the stats in real games that give you the statistics to make the fantasy football league fun, but really you’re “managing” an imaginary team against some other dude’s imaginary team and that has a lot in common with Dungeons and Dragons. Wouldn’t you say?

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I have no idea what this is about. I’ve never played in Super Mario. I know mushrooms give you power ups, lives and more, but I don’t think anybody is eating this dude who kind of looks like that Jackass midget, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna, with a big Mario mushroom looking turban, and a buff bod. So, maybe you become friends with him or punch him or what the hell. I don’t know, and I don’t want to go and try to find out.

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Poker Hands T Shirt

by on February 7, 2011

Hey poker’s been going strong for like 10 years now, but there’s always room for a newbie or a noob as we veterans of the poker wars like to call ’em. And, if you are a noob, you need to understand the game and the best way to start that understanding is to know the hands and their relative value. And, of course, the best way to know the hands is to have this Poker Hands T Shirt, which lists them all in order.

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Everybody is playing the game whether they know it or not. If you think about The Game, you lose the game. Loss is not forever, only until you forget about the game. The ultimate objective of this game is to forget you ever heard about it…forget that exists. That’s going to be hard when you buy the You Just Lost The Game T Shirt. Of course, maybe when you get this shirt from Snorg Tees you’ve embraced the fact that you will never forget The Game, and now you’re dragging other people down with you. Or, maybe you’re just trying to get other people to accept their fate: losers of the game.

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Love sticking a video game extra life green mushroom, into a real live combat situation. That soldier is reaching out like it’s his last chance to continue living in the hell that is war. It’s nice to switch it up, because most Mario Bros. Shirts are just kind of cute. This Green Mushroom 1 Up T Shirt brings a bit of gritty realism to the table. Planes dropping bombs in the background. A fighting man in fatigues. Strain on a more real looking face.

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