Fuck T Shirts Reviewed

Fuck T Shirts: Yes, I’m as debased as the rest of you crazy freaks. And, yes, fuck is my favorite word as well. So versatile and so full of juice.


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Yet another Keep Calm and Carry On spoof, and this one is very nice. No point in sugar coating it. Just be honest with yourself as you observe the chaotic world around you. It really is time to freak out and fuck shit up. Reminds me of a pretty spectacular song from Dub Narcotic Sound System that was also covered by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

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The three major composers of the Baroque era all on one shirt. Bonus: you get to remember them as the broke musicians they were because of the wordplay in this design. If you can name each of these fine composers in the comments, you’ll get a super neat prize from me (a wagon-load of respect). To tell you the truth, I don’t even know who they are, or if they’re even real people from history.

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This might be the greatest t-shirt design in the history of funny tees. No joke. This gets me everytime I see it. Of course, I think I had more standards back in the day, and decided it was a little too vulgar for my audience, but with FICA going up, and everyone in government and bicycle racing on the take or juice or both, I’ve decided to throw caution to the wind and let it all hang out.

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Kenny Fuckin’ G T Shirt

by on January 17, 2013


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Am I right? Dude had the sweet sappy soul with that soprano sax like no other long curly locked white suit wearing white boy in history. Everytime I got in the mood by painting my nails and cutting off my gonads, I would totally slip Kenny G into the tape player. Bliss.

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I pretty much love this design by David Olenick. Finally a penguin saying what most penguins are thinking: “I am fucking freezing.”

Yeah, they have downey coats and nice bit of blubber, but if just standing around in Antarctica with -75 degrees below zero windchill, you’re going to be fucking freezing.

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If the outer accutrements make it seem as if you are more on the feminine side, but you don’t really feel like that’s how you want to be portrayed, then you probably need to say something out loud to make sure people know what’s going on. Wearing this shirt is a good option as well. Your choice. Just make it quick, because it feels all estrogeny up in here.

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Love this design from Blaze Byrne. That’s funny stuff, except for now the doers of evil have a much better chance at succeeding in their mission to destroy the Earth and all its inhabitants, and eat all the Twizzlers. Bastards.

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PILF T Shirt

by on July 1, 2012

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For all you that haven’t seen American Pie where MILF (Mother is Lookin’ Fine) first hit the world’s consciousness, then let me give you a clue as to what PILF means. Pie is lookin’ fine. No joke. That’s where were at in this world. You can feel free to be scared or encouraged right now. I prefer to be encouraged that people are being transparent with this stuff now. I personally have never understood putting food on a pedestal, so it’s not my deal. And tell the world about it with this design from Banished Shirts.

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I love that somebody saw this cute pic of an anteater and decided it needed a caption and that the design needed to be on a shirt. I salute the designer Jez Kemp for this Fuck You I’m an Anteater T Shirt and suggest you get real familiar with Red Bubble, which is where this is available for purchase.

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Help. What is this? I mean it stands alone as a beautiful t-shirt with the sexy sentiment and the fine artwork, but these days you have to ask, where is this from, because more likely than not this is a quote from a crazy Youtube video, or somebody unearthed a sweet bit of dialogue from a B movie in the late 70s. Or something.

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This just about sums it up for me. Can anyone even believe what’s going on with the Republican primaries. Ridiculous. Newt Gingrich. Mitt Romney. Paul Santorum. That reminds me of the beautiful campaign Dan Savage waged against Santorum, when the politician was fighting for some douchey anti-gay bullshit. He got his last name to be associated with the following definition:

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DTF T Shirt

by on July 4, 2011

Sometimes you need to make it especially clear what you’re intentions are, or at least what you’re willing to explore. Sometimes people are too coy, or shy, or polite, and when the black book fails to conjure a successful booty call, then the next best thing is this DTF T Shirt, because as you enter the bar, you are telling any potential copulation partner that you are indeed down to fuck.

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