Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

You gotta like the silly wordplay here. That is a pretty sweet pad, though I would think you wouldn’t want to make your house out of something you love to eat. I mean, I can’t even have food in the pantry that I like to eat, but I’m not allowed to eat on my slow carb diet. Why? Because I’ll frickin’ eat it, break my diet, and turn into the fattest tub of lard on my block. That’s why.

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Busted Tees is calling this the McHitchcock’d T Shirt because it has a the Mayor McCheese from the weird McDonald’s cast of characters, being chased by birds ala the movie Birds directed by Alfred Hitchcock. It would be a pretty bad day to have a good percentage of your head be made out of a sesame seed bun, and suddenly have bird plague, where you really can’t get away.

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This is a funny t shirt right here. Those rich people are weird. They get bored in the excess, so they have to keep taking things to the next level. Some go from jacking off with one shoe on to auto-asphyxiation. Others go from yelling at midgets from their car to riding midgets like wake boards on the beach. Others go from drinking black coffee to cursing their failing veins as they stick needles between their toes. And, finally, some go from playing the ultimate hoity toity sport of polo on horseback to riding around naked on chickens swinging mallets.

Read more on Polo Pollo T Shirt from Donkey Tees…

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Syracuse has a rich basketball history. Jim Boeheim has coached the team for 35 years. That’s insane! They won in 2003 with Carmelo Anthony and that crazy 2-3 zone Boeheim has mastered. Going into this year’s March Madness tournament, they’re 31-2, which is an intensely awesome record, especially playing in a conference that has several top flight teams. Nonetheless, I did not pick them to go to the Final Four. Not having their main big man, Fab Melo, is going to hurt too much.

Read more on Syracuse Orange T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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You cannot get enough LMAO Everyday I’m Shufflin’ spinoffs. It’s not possible. The song has too much power. It’s the blood of the zeitgeist. More than the occupy movement or iPad 3, you have LMAO singing that catchy song and doing that dirty dance. And, now it’s everywhere.

Read more on LMAO Pig Every Day I’m Trufflin’ T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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I guess if a cookie is wearing glasses and reading a book, you have to say it’s a pretty smart cookie, because I’m going to tell you something right now that may shock and/or upset you. Most cookies are illiterate. That’s right! I said it. Cookies for the most part are illiterate. You get one that’s reading like on this One Smart Cookie T Shirt you’re taken aback. It’s an odd site. And if you’re honest with your self you would realize this is the truth.

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Get your mind out of the gutter. This is just a benevolent wienie hoping to give you life-sustaining nourishment. This hot dog knows exactly why he was put on earth, and it was to be inside you. Your stomach. No really stop being so dirty minded. Don’t get this I Want to Be Inside You T Shirt if the first thing you thought of was wearing this to a bar and flashing hot girls your shirt, and comparing a hot dog to a penis.

Read more on Hot Dog I Want to Be Inside You T shirt from Five Finger Tees…

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I’ll tell ya. Normally, make me a sandwich is a misogynistic saying. Perhaps even a meme of chauvenism. But, when you put the BLT into a schematic with the exact instructions, then the sentiment shifts. Women, do sometimes want to make their man a sandwich, and it’s a kind and direct gesture that can be perceived loving, if you tell them exactly how you like it…the sandwich that is.

Read more on How to Make Me a Sandwich T Shirt from Deez Teez…

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Of course Bacon is an element. It’s one of the fundamental building blocks of life. Everybody knows that. Pigs know that, which is why they happily give up their little piggy lives to make bacon for human consumption. It’s an honor to the swine to feed the master species.

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This is a little Doctor Who business with bananas right here. I like bananas though I don’t eat them very much any more. I’ve removed most fruit from my diet because of the carbs. Sometimes I think that might be a little drastic because fruit has lots of other good stuff vitamins, antioxidants, and sweet, juicy flavor bursts.

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The real beauty of this Troubleshooting the Hangover T Shirt is that there is a “u” missing in Troubleshooting. You know how the mint screws up on some of the money it prints and they money becomes a collectors item. Like Benjamin Franklin on the hundy scratching his armpit, when really he should be scratching his forearm.

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This is a very nice little design. If you can’t see it on the image, let me describe it in such great detail that you will begin to quiver with anticipation reaching for your wallet light headed.

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