
You gotta like the silly wordplay here. That is a pretty sweet pad, though I would think you wouldn’t want to make your house out of something you love to eat. I mean, I can’t even have food in the pantry that I like to eat, but I’m not allowed to eat on my slow carb diet. Why? Because I’ll frickin’ eat it, break my diet, and turn into the fattest tub of lard on my block. That’s why.
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This is a funny t shirt right here. Those rich people are weird. They get bored in the excess, so they have to keep taking things to the next level. Some go from jacking off with one shoe on to auto-asphyxiation. Others go from yelling at midgets from their car to riding midgets like wake boards on the beach. Others go from drinking black coffee to cursing their failing veins as they stick needles between their toes. And, finally, some go from playing the ultimate hoity toity sport of polo on horseback to riding around naked on chickens swinging mallets.
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Syracuse has a rich basketball history. Jim Boeheim has coached the team for 35 years. That’s insane! They won in 2003 with Carmelo Anthony and that crazy 2-3 zone Boeheim has mastered. Going into this year’s March Madness tournament, they’re 31-2, which is an intensely awesome record, especially playing in a conference that has several top flight teams. Nonetheless, I did not pick them to go to the Final Four. Not having their main big man, Fab Melo, is going to hurt too much.
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I guess if a cookie is wearing glasses and reading a book, you have to say it’s a pretty smart cookie, because I’m going to tell you something right now that may shock and/or upset you. Most cookies are illiterate. That’s right! I said it. Cookies for the most part are illiterate. You get one that’s reading like on this One Smart Cookie T Shirt you’re taken aback. It’s an odd site. And if you’re honest with your self you would realize this is the truth.
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I’ll tell ya. Normally, make me a sandwich is a misogynistic saying. Perhaps even a meme of chauvenism. But, when you put the BLT into a schematic with the exact instructions, then the sentiment shifts. Women, do sometimes want to make their man a sandwich, and it’s a kind and direct gesture that can be perceived loving, if you tell them exactly how you like it…the sandwich that is.
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Of course Bacon is an element. It’s one of the fundamental building blocks of life. Everybody knows that. Pigs know that, which is why they happily give up their little piggy lives to make bacon for human consumption. It’s an honor to the swine to feed the master species.
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This is a little Doctor Who business with bananas right here. I like bananas though I don’t eat them very much any more. I’ve removed most fruit from my diet because of the carbs. Sometimes I think that might be a little drastic because fruit has lots of other good stuff vitamins, antioxidants, and sweet, juicy flavor bursts.
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