Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

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Celebration of the best food right here. Weird that it’s a cow all numbered up according to the different cuts, but the monicker is meat. More like beef, but if you put that on a shirt you trigger different thoughts like farts and old Wendy’s commercials.

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Not sure they need to hurry like that with that particularly gruesome case. The abdomen of that lemon is cut wide open. No surgery in the world is going to be able to put him back together, unless there is some magic procedures in the lemon kingdom that I don’t know about, but if that’s the case, there’s probably better ways to get the injured lemon into the ER than running with a stretcher. Thinking it looks pretty grim.

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Not sure what this is referring to other than the show Workaholics and the episode where that one dude is dressed as a bear at the office, and starts riffing on bear puns, like “fur sure” and “bitch better have my honey.” Not sure why as a beer you say that. Maybe your female partner is the designated honey forager, or maybe it’s a little sexual innuendo. Not sure.

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These blokes (is that word even used in the UK?) at Pud Tees are twisted and cracked, which is why they appeal to me when I throw my caution to Hurricane Bernice.

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Not a mixologist or even a casual drinker so I don’t know what drink these two ingredients make. Perhaps we’re talking about a Lemon Drop Martini. Whatever the case this If Life Gives You Lemons Add Vodka T Shirt is imploring you to look on the bright side; make the most of a bad situation; buck up; stay positive. That’s a good message, and something you should remind yourself of often, which is why this design from Five Finger Tees is such a good idea for your wardrobe.

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I have no idea what’s going on here with this Quickly to the Cupcave T Shirt. You have Batman and Robin cupcakes and they’re racing to their vehicle, which also seems to be a cupcake. I guess this is just a result of the return of the cupcake to dessert prominence. I mean you have hoity toity cupcake shops that specialize in the cute little baked goods, so why wouldn’t you have Batman and Robin cupcakes running to their Bat Cake.

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I dig this Real Peanuts T Shirt. The green bleeds to the bottom and on that green all the characters of the Peanuts cast mulling around, but the kicker is that they are actually peanuts. Ha ha. The colors of the kids clothes are so recognizable that you know who each of the Peanut characters are without any real definition added to the shell, which makes this concept brilliant…and slightly absurd.

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Oh my God. My two favorite things on this crazy planet mashed up into one amazing Unicorn on the Cob T Shirt. I’m overwhelmed. That corn looks so delicious and the unicorn so cute. Why has this never been thought of before. It’s brilliantly and wondrous. I love it and so should you.

One question: do unicorns have tusks or horns or what is that thing? I think I might need to know that especially if they are my favorite animals. Stupid not to know. Also, does it hurt the unicorn if you eat his corn on the cob horn, or is it like chewing your fingernails.

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Sheep, wheat, brick wall, and stump. That’s what this shirt is all about, and that’s why you need this shirt from Busted Tees. They designed it because they know that sheep, wheat, brick wall, and stump are super hot in the pop culture these days. And, I’m pretty sure you have been keeping your eye out for a sheep, wheat, brick wall, and stump shirt to complete your collection of sheep, wheat, brick wall, and stump paraphernalia.

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Hey, I don’t see what’s so funny about making a burrito look like Josh Brolin. He’s a serious actor doing serious rolls. This Burrito Incognito T Shirt from Snorg Tees is kind of demeaning to such a talented and handsome individual.

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Can’t all the desserts just get along. Does there always have to be a winner and a loser? Is it always a zero sum game? These are the questions the designer of this Cake Plus Pie T Shirt asked herself, and after lots of deep soul searching, decided that the classic argument didn’t have to be an argument at all.

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Tigers are killing machines but sometimes the little guys can get to you. Especially if they can fly and are as fast as lightning. Furthermore, that thing is perched on his nose, when probably 25 seconds ago he was relaxing in a pile of elephant dung. So, the tickle and the smell are putting this poor tiger out of sorts.

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