Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

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Little known fact, but it’s obvious designer, herky, did the research, and came to the conclusion that there were, in fact, cupcakes, in dinosaur times, and those cupcakes, if high quality, were loved by velociraptors. It’s takes a lot of work to find that sort of information then convey it in the form of a t-shirt design, so we should all be very appreciative of herky’s contribution to humanity and the collective knowledge of our species.

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That is a very sad looking taco with a moustache. He doesn’t want to talk about it, because what really happened was that Stan Van Gundy was at the taco stand and saw that taco and told him that his moustache was weak. Van Gundy has worn a mustache very well in public for years, so he’s basically an expert, which taco knows.

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I’m not even sure that I know what this means, but it sounds funny. I guess you have your tortured artist character, and there’s probably a chain sandwich shop that calls their people behind the counter, sandwich artists, so it’s only natural that Tshirt Hell would mash those two concepts together into something colorful and absurd.

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Tales of the Abyss??? I have no idea what this is about. I mean I get the Tony the Tiger Frosted Flakes reference, but not sure what the Kellog’s brand is mashed up with. Could it be Tales of the Abyss?

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My question is…without the name of the shirt visible is anybody going to know what the hell is going on with this design? Or maybe that’s the point. It’s the perfect icebreaker. What’s that on your shirt…green pizza? Close. It’s pizza crop circles. Oh, that’s really weird. Now, if this person is into the weirdos, then this little meet up turns into a hook up, and then you’re married with kids and miserable. So, maybe don’t get this shirt. It’s too powerful. Not sure what Headline Shirts is thinking releasing this type of thing into the world.

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This is straight goofy. Gotta make sure when all those babes want to gobble you up when they’re high with the munchies, that they know you may trigger an allergy if they can’t hang with the nuts. Either that or you can wear this shirt from Snorg Tees if you’re androgynous, and just want to be coy about having nuts (testicles) or not.

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Oh good, we’re all trapped in this gingerbread spaceship and this gingerbread man is lying on the table convulsing. Holy…what the…it’s a gummy worm bursting through his chest. I hate alien gummy worms. They’re slimy and gross and not very nice. This is terrible.

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Fortune Favors the Brave (FFTB) is a company from Scotland, so reserve judgment on this Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls T Shirt. I think the equivalent food in the United States would be some kind of sausage bisquit with the convenience of a corn dog. Again, don’t hold this odd food choice against them, they’re from Scotland for God’s sake.

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PILF T Shirt

by on July 1, 2012

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For all you that haven’t seen American Pie where MILF (Mother is Lookin’ Fine) first hit the world’s consciousness, then let me give you a clue as to what PILF means. Pie is lookin’ fine. No joke. That’s where were at in this world. You can feel free to be scared or encouraged right now. I prefer to be encouraged that people are being transparent with this stuff now. I personally have never understood putting food on a pedestal, so it’s not my deal. And tell the world about it with this design from Banished Shirts.

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Wordplay here. Nice image of a plate of pasta with marinara sauce. Sometimes I’m in a goofy mood and like a silly shirt that gives a shout out to marijuana and pasta. Tshirt Laundry likes the 420 and getting the munchies.

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Yoshi Sushi T Shirt

by on June 29, 2012

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I’m no culinary expert but I think there’s such a thing as Yoshi Sushi. Maybe a certain type of sushi. Anyway, Yoshi is also the dinosaur in Super Mario. So, now you have a bit of a mashup with the Yoshi dinosaur made out of sushi. Pretty damn cool looking shirt from Tshirt Laundry.

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There are a grill full of awesome shirts on sale for $9.99 over at Threadless right now. This sale was supposed to end this morning, but luckily they extended it through June 29. But, don’t relax and forget about this thing. Get over there now and fill up your cart with terrific cheap tees. Otherwise, you’ll forget and totally hate yourself for like three weeks.

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