Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.
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Let’s get this bacon logic straight. Money buys bacon. Bacon makes happiness. Therefore…money buys happiness. So true. While we’re at it, love is for sale too, and if you have the money you can have all of that that you need as well. Yay money! Bacon! And hookers! Just kidding I know cavorting with whores is not love. I’ve read the scriptures.
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Nutella gets a lot of run on the Internet. Maybe because most people think the hazelnut chocolate spread is delicious. I’m not a big fan, but I could see how people would like it so much that they believed that if it started shouting out orders you would have to obey. I’m following here. No problem…it’s just not my kind of foodstuff.
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That is one downtrodden, morose, sad taco. Turns out his girlfriend got eaten by a thin Algerian with darting eyes. Now, he’s bummed. Moping around. Kicking pebbles in the street. He’ll get over it soon, because this is what happens in the land of tacos. Plus, he’ll either be eaten or thrown out in the next day or two.
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This equation is for volume, so I guess you’re figuring out the volume of the pizza you’re about the devour when you put numbers in close proximity to the pie. Wear this shirt next time you go grab a pizza. Your server will be totally impressed with how you apply math to real life sich–ee-a-shuns.
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Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts
It’s that monkey with the hat and striped shirt acting like that half-peeled banana is his dick. Sweet. Get this one for all your nieces and nephews. You’ll become their favorite relative, because that’s what passing vulgarity on does for you.
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Ron Swanson is a super funny dude that loves meat. It doesn’t get much better than that. Having his face on a shirt is great as is the ink color. Good stuff. Of course, now you much watch the clip:
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This design from Miranda Hart might just be my favorite in the world at this time. To have the word moist on a t-shirt is probably one of the better things to ever happen on Earth in the 6,000 years that its been around. Just kidding. You thought I was a creationist for a sec. It’s totally been around for 12,000 years…I’m a progressive creationist that loves moist pieces of cake.
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Get This Shirt From Five Finger Tees
Remember that episode of Family Guy, where Herbert asked for an Ice Cream truck because he’s a pervert. And there was rudeness and hilarity and you shook your head and said that crazy family. Well, of course, this shirt is in honor of that one scene in that one episode.
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Seems to me like every single person on the Internet loves bacon. Am I correct in this observation? This is the 4532 bacon-loving shirt I’ve seen in the last three years. That’s a lot of bacon on tees. This, of course, is a take off on the old “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” commercials.
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See what they did there? I love cats…about 70 trillion people on the Internet agree. But wait, there’s a twist. This tee is talking about eating cats and finding them delicious, but the portion is too much. Shouldn’t be too big of a deal. That’s why we modern people have electric refridgeration. Works pretty great. And Pyrex with lids too.
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Love this design by Di.Jay, depicting the four seasons on four slices of thin crust pizza. It looks delicious. You have Spring flowers, Summer beach fun, Fall leaves dropping, and Winter penguins. Actually, looks like pizza toppings from a distance. You’ve had a white sauce pizza, a heavy on the basil/pesto pizza, and a bare tree branches sticking up from the crust pizza, and, finally, the server spilled water on your pizza pizza.
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John Van Hamersveld was a graphic designer and illustrator in the 60s. He did album covers for The Beatles and The Rolling Stones. This Atomic Banana is his creation and it’s pretty much spectacular.
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