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This is obviously Dr. Who, as you have a Dalek in the background. But, I don’t know enough about the show to know who this hot broad is. Guess I better hit the Youtube. To tell you the truth, I also don’t really know what a souffle is. It’s a dessert. Right? I don’t think I’m going to look that up. No time.
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Pulp Fiction. One of the best movies of all time. And Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield is quite a treat. Great scene with the kids who pissed his boss off. He takes a bite of that Big Kahuna Burger. Tasty burger. I like the design. Really brings out the jheri curl.
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To tell the truth, whenever I carve pumpkins it does feel like I’m committing a crime, stabbing a big knife into this Halloween creature’s face. But, just like with killing squirrels, I get over it. Just kidding. I never get over stabbing a pumpkin. I just stuff the pain and fear and disgust deep down. It will manifest itself as ass cancer in 20 years. Just kidding. It will be heart disease.
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Dumpster diving! Once you get to a place in your life where dumpster diving becomes acceptable, then the rules of sanitation change. Whereas once you lived in a house with floors that were cleaned once a week and the rule if an unwrapped piece of food hit the tile was 5 seconds. However, if you’re living under a bridge, homeless, then 100,000 seconds is a little more reasonable. It brings a lot more options into play, including stuff that’s thrown out.
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This is cool looking shirt and it’s funny. That quadruple cheese burger looks super menacing, yet the fatties still walk toward it like zombies. They are compelled by the yeasty bun, and sizzling frozen patties, and the fake cheese. Delish. Those chemical additives are pretty good at hooking you and bringing you back for more.
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Halloween is in a month, so why not get started early getting all the Halloween-related gear you can, such as this very sophisticated pumpkin shirt. This shirt is best worn if you’re a male, because that’s extra funny. It’s actually not that funny otherwise. But, I guess, if you’re a woman and in the right company this design will do…like alone in the dark.
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Dude’s got a turtleneck, a dark beard, and light hair. And, he loves the corn on the cob. Definitely a corn star. However, unlike the porn star who has a slight tinge of guilt and self loathing in the morning, this dude is triumphant examining, closely, his bowel movement.
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