Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

This is a nice practical joke for April Fools. Very nice. Someone asks you for a sandwich (if your life is like mine there’s an 89% chance that someone will ask me for a sandwich on a daily basis). You act all sweet and helpful and say “sure I’ll whip you up a sandwich and promptly head to the kitchen. At this point I have to warn you, you need a fart chambered. Maybe eat too many roasted and salted cashews or eat maybe one more Viva burrito than you really should. Then, go grab to pieces of bread, put them on a plate and bring it to your sandwich craver.

Read more on Fart Sandwich T shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Hey, if Obama can win the Nobel Peace Prize even though he’s increased defense spending in the U.S., we might as well start giving away the prize for things that warm the heart and fill the belly. That’s a noble Nobel. It’s the Nobel Pies.

Read more on I Won the Nobel Prize in Making Delicious Pies Tee Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

There are a lot of things to like about this shirt that is making a statement about nuclear war and the only things that will survive: the cockroach and the chemical additive Twinkie. Well, it’s sort of an obvious premise and every tshirt retailer worth its salt (what the hell does that mean) will offer a roach-twinkie party shirt. It’s in the execution, where this shirt stands out big time and forces my hand to type the following words: you must buy this See You in Hell Twinkie and Cockroach T-shirt.

Read more on See You in Hell Twinkie and Cockroach Tee Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Update: Reader Courtney tells reminds me that this is Bruce Campbell’s famous line in Army of Darkness. I did not know this and it takes a man to admit when he’s clueless. Right? It’s just that the image and line work so well together without the movie reference that I didn’t bother thinking beyond what was showing.

Read more on Gimme Some Sugar, Baby Army of Darkness T Shirt…

{ 3 comments }

Zombies Hate Fast Food Tee

by on December 12, 2009

zombies-hate-fast-food-teeDude is turning on the jets. And wouldn’t you if you had the undead all up and after your brains and shit. This guy has classic running form wrist bands and a hyper coordinated color scheme…all of which gives him the supreme confidence to out run these zombies, who are sort of in bad shape.

Read more on Zombies Hate Fast Food Tee…

{ 0 comments }

threadless-12-dollar-tees-holiday-saleThere’s a great sale going on at Threadless this week. Now’s a great time to pick up all those shirts you’ve been coveting for months, including…

Attack of LiteracySometimes the classic books and the literary giants can scare you silly. The best way to deal is to face it head on and purchase, Attack of Literacy tshirt.

Read more on Threadless $12 Tshirt Holiday Sale…

{ 0 comments }

im-just-here-for-the-pizza-teeThis is one of those shirts that doesn’t rock the funny standing on its own, but if you drop it into certain settings it’s like a hilarity dirty bomb. For instance, wear this baby loud and proud at the following occasions/locations:

Read more on I’m Just Here for the Pizza T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Marshmallow Roast T Shirt

by on October 29, 2009

marshmallow-roast-teeFinally the sugary confection gets its comeuppance. Cute little booger. Hooray. Must have been some sort of accident what with the marshmallow being 196 times its normal size. Unless, those skewered dudes are total miniatures from some nuclear accident.

Read more on Marshmallow Roast T Shirt…

{ 1 comment }

gluten-for-punishment-tshirtWith all the hubbub about crooked bankers, greedy CEOs and bought and paid for politicians, the high profile peddlers of gut-wrenching gluten always seem to get a free pass…until now. That little squishy dough boy is getting his just deserts really: the stockade.

Read more on Medieval Stockade Pilsbury Dough Boy Gluten for Punishment T Shirt…

{ 1 comment }

you-have-just-eaten-poison-tshirtNow that’s a fortune cookie you can believe in. All this other ethereal bullshit. You will have your greatest day within the week. Trees will whisper sweet nothings in your ear. 87 is lucky on the first Tuesday every other month. The people writing these probably got tired of lying, fabricating, misleading and decided to do something about it.

Read more on Fortune Cookie You Have Just Eaten Poison T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

a-peanuts-demise-tshirtThat Planter’s peanut dude is pretty haughty. Jauntily twisting his cane in the breeze and tipping his top hat. An annoying anachronism. Spats, ascot and monocle. Got a little too proud and he let down his guard. Forgot, despite his white gloves and fancy shoes he could still meet with adversity.

Read more on A Peanut’s Demise T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

cupcake-multivitamin-tshirtThis is a funny tshirt. You want the well-rounded breakfast. It’s the first meal of the day. It sets the tone. It gets you set up to really power through a totally productive day. Plus, it’s totally tasty and quick, as long as you’re planning ahead and making the cupcakes in large batches.

Read more on Cupcake + Multivitamin! Super Breakfast! Tshirt…

{ 0 comments }