This is a nice practical joke for April Fools. Very nice. Someone asks you for a sandwich (if your life is like mine there’s an 89% chance that someone will ask me for a sandwich on a daily basis). You act all sweet and helpful and say “sure I’ll whip you up a sandwich and promptly head to the kitchen. At this point I have to warn you, you need a fart chambered. Maybe eat too many roasted and salted cashews or eat maybe one more Viva burrito than you really should. Then, go grab to pieces of bread, put them on a plate and bring it to your sandwich craver.
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There are a lot of things to like about this shirt that is making a statement about nuclear war and the only things that will survive: the cockroach and the chemical additive Twinkie. Well, it’s sort of an obvious premise and every tshirt retailer worth its salt (what the hell does that mean) will offer a roach-twinkie party shirt. It’s in the execution, where this shirt stands out big time and forces my hand to type the following words: you must buy this See You in Hell Twinkie and Cockroach T-shirt.
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Update: Reader Courtney tells reminds me that this is Bruce Campbell’s famous line in Army of Darkness. I did not know this and it takes a man to admit when he’s clueless. Right? It’s just that the image and line work so well together without the movie reference that I didn’t bother thinking beyond what was showing.
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Dude is turning on the jets. And wouldn’t you if you had the undead all up and after your brains and shit. This guy has classic running form wrist bands and a hyper coordinated color scheme…all of which gives him the supreme confidence to out run these zombies, who are sort of in bad shape.
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This is one of those shirts that doesn’t rock the funny standing on its own, but if you drop it into certain settings it’s like a hilarity dirty bomb. For instance, wear this baby loud and proud at the following occasions/locations:
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Finally the sugary confection gets its comeuppance. Cute little booger. Hooray. Must have been some sort of accident what with the marshmallow being 196 times its normal size. Unless, those skewered dudes are total miniatures from some nuclear accident.
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Now that’s a fortune cookie you can believe in. All this other ethereal bullshit. You will have your greatest day within the week. Trees will whisper sweet nothings in your ear. 87 is lucky on the first Tuesday every other month. The people writing these probably got tired of lying, fabricating, misleading and decided to do something about it.
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That Planter’s peanut dude is pretty haughty. Jauntily twisting his cane in the breeze and tipping his top hat. An annoying anachronism. Spats, ascot and monocle. Got a little too proud and he let down his guard. Forgot, despite his white gloves and fancy shoes he could still meet with adversity.
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This is a funny tshirt. You want the well-rounded breakfast. It’s the first meal of the day. It sets the tone. It gets you set up to really power through a totally productive day. Plus, it’s totally tasty and quick, as long as you’re planning ahead and making the cupcakes in large batches.
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