Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

Flavorful Fiesta T Shirt

by on February 9, 2013


Get this Shirt from Fuzzy Ink

This is such a joyous scene. So, much good times all in this one captured moment. And this combination is quite a duo. Chip and salsa. Delicious. And fun. Plus, you have shakers, and a guitar, and great music, and sombreros. But, let’s not miss the most important part of this design….MUSTACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Get This Shirt From TV Store Online

They don’t like the Jews in Al Abbas Original Best Chicken, but Larry David invites Super Dave to come eat, ’cause apparently the chicken is good. But, Super Dave insists on wearing a yamulke. Larry won’t have it, and well you’ve seen the rest. Or if you haven’t the clip is below.

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Get this Shirt From Seventh Ink

At the time of posting, this tee is on sale for 50% off and out of print, so once they’re gone….THEY’RE GONE! Nice wordplay accompanied by a beautifully ugly design, if that makes any sense. When you think of moldy, green bread rising from the underworld, you don’t often think eye-pleasing design, but this shirt pulls it off.

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Get This Shirt from TV Store Online

I’ve always liked the frozen banana with arms and legs because you have to ask yourself what the bottom of the banana represents. And, that kind of reflection is highly encouraged in my world, even if the journey to make any sense of it gets a little messy. Arrested Development was a great show. The money’s in the banana stand!

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Get this Shirt from Five Finger Tees

Bruce Campbell gets some serious play in the t-shirt design world. He’s an iconic figure, playing some of the most memorable horror film roles ever. Plus, his name is Campbell, so there’s that soup thing too. Boomstick, of course, references the movie Army of Darkness where he calls his shotgun a boomstick.

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Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees

Jesus is the one you look to for behavioral direction. And, the visage and wisdom of Ron Swanson is what you should be conjuring when it comes time to decide what to eat. And, I’m guessing the answer that envelopes you like the Holy Spirit is bacon, eggs, and steak. You probably will never eat a vegetable again.

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Get this Shirt From Sharing Machine

Great attitude right here. Say you’re on a boat at sea for like three months. If you get your hands on any kind of lemons you are super stoked because you have to go through dying a miserable death with scurvy. However, I welcome lemons on everyday occasions. I squeeze one in a glass of water every morning and chug. Good vitamin C, and it cleans out the kidneys.

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Get this Shirt From Red Bubble

Algebraic cookery. It’s always good to use math whenever you can, including while you cook sumptuous and decadent breakfasts. This, of course, is Jake the Dog from Adventure Time.

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Eggs and Bacon T Shirt

by on January 19, 2013


Get This Shirt from Teesome Shirts

Listening to Jane’s Addiction Nothing’s Shocking where Perry says “sex is vio…lent” and it kind of makes sense on a macro level as I write about this shirt. Let me explain. This eggs and bacon skull and crossbones design is kind of a juxtaposition of something beautiful and death.

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Get this Shirt From Busted Tees

This is absolutely true except for the part where you pick up Celiac disease or candida and lactose intolerance, and every time you eat a piece of pizza you get bloated, gassy, and often have diarrhea seven minutes after meal time. Then that faded love might not look half bad. But, before you body is overwhelmed with the wheat and cheese, there’s no doubt pizza is way better than love.

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Get This Shirt From Threadless

That hot dog has an eye patch and a gun. He must have some sort of robotic arm or something to help him pull the trigger, because if we were to get real about now, we’d realize that hot dog has no arms or fingers. I know. I know. Some things require suspension of disbelief.

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Makin Bacon T Shirt

by on January 2, 2013


Get This Shirt from Snorg Tees

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought to myself, “I really need a t-shirt to wear tonight that features pigs humping. Well, I for one, will not be thinking that any more, because this design more than fulfills my needs. I mean in case the squares wonder why there are two pigs going at it on your shirt, you have the text that reads makin’ bacon, which more than explains what’s going on here without you having to say a word. Did you notice it rhymes too?

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