Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

Hey, you love Snorg Tees. I love Snorg Tees. We all scream for ice cream. What that’s not quite how that works, and who wants ice cream when it’s 13 degrees out right now. Well, I’d probably eat it but I would get the shivers no doubt. Add a slice of pie with that ice cream to warm it up a bit and I’m all in. Actually, what I really want to tell you is that Snorg Tees is offering 15% all shirts until this Friday. Let me repeat that. From now until December 10, you can get 15% any purchase at Snorg Tees. That’s sweet. Go check it out.

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Classic scene in a classic movie. Cary Grant’s character is being chased by a crop duster out in the middle of nowhere. He tries to flag down a car going down a deserted highway. No luck. He dives behind berms of dirt and rocks as the plane does a fly by shooting at him. This is not a good situation for Roger O. Thornhill. Pretty cool movie by Alfred Hitchcock and a great scene.

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Where My Dogs At? T Shirt

by on November 27, 2010

DMX done rapped this song, then the phrase morphed into an Internet meme. You have an animated short called Where My Dogs At and you have this Where My Dogs At T shirt making light of a very serious message. Gotta have friends and they gotta back you up when shit starts going down.  Whereas this shirt brings to the front the rumor that Asians eat dogs, thus the little cardboard box of take out may just have your dogs…not the dogs you call your friends because that would be really Jeffrey Dahmer gross. Just real dogs, which is sorta gross but not cannibalism icky gross.

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I reviewed another variation of this concept playing on the whole This is why I’m hot song by MIMS. In that review I quoted the best line and I’m going to do it here as well, because it is comedy gold.

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Cone Gnome T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

This is some kind of artistic image right here. A little gnome face melting in an ice cream scoop with flipped upside down with a sugar cone. You could take this gnome around the country to get photos with it like that travelocity commercial. Trouble is you might not even get outside your town, before it melts to nothing. Might have to get those blue fake ice packs, and through them in an Igloo cooler and a little ziplock baggy. Pull it out get the photo and get it back in the cooler pronto.

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Carbivore T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

What you have her is a stack of flapjacks oozing with butter and syrup, and a dinosaur ready to tuck into it. Actually, I really hate the word tuck used to describe eating. It’s gross, just like meal and supper. Anyways, this Carbivore T Shirt is cute and clever. You have all that dinosaur education where part of the deal is learning what they ate. Herbivore and carnivore and omnivore, and now the newest classification, carbivore. Cavemen actually had very sophisticated griddles back in caveman days, and pancakes where a huge favorite. Of course, instead of syrup they used mammoth blood, and instead of butter it was sabertooth tiger fat globules, but in all other aspects it was just like a Saturday morning at your mama’s house.

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Everything I eat tastes bitter these days. I started to really notice it today so I Googled it, which isn’t always the greatest idea. It’s pretty much guaranteed that if you search for information on health symptoms, you’re going to find enough concerning information that makes you think you’re probably going to die in the next 14 minutes of some rare disease or virus or something.

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Admiral Ackbar figured out it was a trap. Billy Dee Williams was making some excellent decisions despite being stickin’ drunk from the 6-pack of Colt 44s he drank. Very exciting part of the Return of the Jedi movie. Krylov223 on Youtube explains it like this:

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Another completely silly offering from Snorg Tees today. This one is pretty cute. I’m not personally into wearing overly cute t shirts, but this one is close to being something I’d wear as I was dressing to impressing. It has some good qualities:

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Usual Suspects T Shirt

by on November 8, 2010

Can you name all these corporate marketing characters. I’ll tell you what they are all guilty of…peddling crap food. Wow, did I just get up on my high horse that just stepped up on the soap box or what. Actually, I don’t even know if I can name all these characters without the help of the Internet. Let me try:

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The cabbage is mad and the tomato is sweating it out looking a little sad and unhappy that the cutting board is his fate. Of course, being from Milwaukee, I’m a little sensitive to the whole eating people thing because of that Jeffrey Dahmer deal about 20 years ago. Can you believe that dude had a 13-year run of killing, necrophilia and cannibalism. He got his at the correctional institute where he was beaten to death, but back to the Vegetables Have Feelings too Eat People T Shirt.

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Nice little twist on the an apple a day will keep the doctor away. It’s going to go in the wordplay category, though really it’s more twisting a trite old saying around. I don’t have a category for that, so we’ll stick with the wordplay category.

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