Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

Tip of the hat Oglaf for designing this hilarious shirt. Such an in-your-face name for an establishment is funny in and of itself. Add the fact that the chick is stunning in her sexy cowgirl outfit, and she’s riding a t bone steak. Then you  have the combination of eatery, bordello and registered charity, which is also a totally spectacular combination, and feels like it could really happen if you had the right lawyer or connections on the Hill.

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Meatghost T Shirt

by on February 21, 2011

I like this shirt. It’s gross and random and weird and cute all at the same time. This Meatghost only has one tooth left, a really blank stare, nice floating abilities, and a lot of blood drippings. I guess I’d be scared if I saw this thing hovering over the table or poppin’ out of the fridge. A little amused but ultimately scared, because paranormal meat sightings is out of the ordinary and a bit unknown and can certainly create fear.

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Live a Little T Shirt

by on February 15, 2011

This shirt needs absolutely no explanation because it is farkin’ hilarious from the get. You know what I’m going to do to honor the brilliance of this Live a Little T Shirt? I’m going to list every little thing that shows up in its grid of awesomeness.

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Another highly sexualized t shirt offering for this season of love that lasts from Feb. 12 to Feb. 19. Blow the cupcake. Put out the fire. Alleviate the tension. Make a wish. Eat him. Make yummy love to the baked good of your dreams. And, of course, buy the He Has No Idea His Head Is On Fire T Shirt.

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An Apple a Day T Shirt

by on February 13, 2011

I always like to revisit the tried and true sayings. The ones that have stood the test of time because of their pithy wisdom and snappy rhyming. An apple a day keeps the doctor away is a fine example of a saying that has stood the test of time, because on a deeper level it is saying “let food be your medicine,” which truly is the best medical advice you can ever follow.

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Update: Special shout out to reader who cares, who kindly let me know this shirt references a Robot Chicken scene, which you can watch below. What would I do without you all.

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I think, unfortunately, that this shirt is probably true. People really do have trouble with fractions and math in general. After all, why would they think that Bernanke was doing the right thing by printing more and more money to get the US out of this economic hole. And, the thought that housing prices could go up for eternity. And, doing the personal finances math and thinking that you can afford a home with a monthly mortgage that is 110% of your monthly income.

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What we have here is a thinking person’s wordplay shirt. And a good one at that. Not sure why our humanitarian is some fuzzy, one-eyed beastasaur, nor why our soon to be victim is eating some kind of nasty boiled spinach, but the message is still there and it’s still funny.

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Very nice little bit of wordplay going on right her. Jay-Z got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one in his tune 99 problems. Now, you tweak that up with a comedy mind, and all of a sudden you had a perfect 100 donuts, but then some bitch ate one.

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Auburn disagrees. They one a National Championship with a cupcake schedule early. Their motto is cupcakes are good for your BCS College Football Championship aspirations. But, hold the phone, that’s not what this shirt is really talking about, because it was Cam Newton would be featured in the artwork. Instead we have an actual cupcake on the Cupcakes Are Bad For You T Shirt, so I’m inclined to think that this shirt from Busted Tees is actually a statement against all of the posh cupcakery going on in our artisan little sub-cultures.

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Nice little play on words here. Let’s not forget big roasted chicken and big grilled bratwurst. Oh wait, they doesn’t quite have the wordplay angle we’re looking for. Still, I’m super happy there are vegetarians in the world because that lessens the demand for meat, which reduces methane gas, and cow pie runoff, and chicken shit piles, and leaves more meat for me. Of course, I’m a snob and only eat hormone free, free range, grass-fed, clean meat, which is much more humane (as much as treating a creature nice prior to killing them and eating them can be), and more healthy.

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There Will Be Blood was a great movie, and this line comes at one of the most gripping and twisted parts. You can’t keep your eye off of Daniel Day-Lewis as he pours his soul into the role of the whacked, evil and philosophical oil man Daniel Plainview.

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