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I like this one. With the latest and greatest space program it turns out they relaxed the physical fitness standards quite a bit. It used to be they had to make the rockets super small in order to blast them through the atmosphere, so the astronauts had to be small, wiry, tough dudes. Now, rocket technology has advanced so far that now any fat ass-tronaut can plop down $350,000 and get a ride on a roomy shuttle. This particular individual featured on this Fat Astronaut Ice Cream Cone T Shirt, happens to had a mishap during his afternoon sweet treat.
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So, it was an odd coupling, Mr. Waffle and Ms. Fry, but it worked some how. The met under unusual circumstances in a train stop in Luxemburg. Don’t want to get into the specifics and the long courtship, and a couple of mini break ups and infidelities, but what resulted was a pretty strong bond, which allowed them to feel confident enough to bring another life into the world.
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This is awesome. Dude in Ghostbusters thought of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man hoping that he was soft and non-destructive, but it turns out Stay Puft could wreak tons of havoc in the city and needed to be taken care of. Now, on this Stay Puft Marshmallow S’more T Shirt, are we looking at massive graham cracker and chocolate bar, or is this Stay Puft in miniature? These are important questions and I don’t think I’m going to be able to find the elusive answer in my lifetime. But, if you know leave your wisdom in the comments, please.
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Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. This is hilarious. Love the Le King Kong T Shirt. Instead of the Empire State Building in New York, good old King Kong has made his way to Paris. Things were going well, but something set him off. Perhaps he was jilted by a lover. Maybe she said that his new look, the black beret, made him look too pretentious. Maybe Kong was proud of the new look and thought it fit in well with the bohemians. Maybe this triggered him to climb the Eiffel Tower in a rage and do those things with planes that he does when he’s way up high, and their trying to bring him down, just like the girl.
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Happy 4th of July!
If you’re out and about and gathering with crowds of significant size to watch fireworks and listen to that brass band all dressed in red, white, and blue, then you probably will run into a funnel cake or two. You’re not going to be able to receive this I Put the Fun in Funnel Cake T Shirt before you go out tonight, but don’t you want it in the drawer for the next fair, circus, bizarre, or festival that you attend? Of course you do.
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Very simple shirt with a very simple message. Sometimes we can make life too complicated. That’s why it helps to take a step back, analyze what’s working and what’s not. Trim the fat and move on to a more enjoyable existence. To remember this life lesson, I suggest you quickly pull out your wallet and purchase the Enjoy Bacon T Shirt.
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Hey kiddies. You love jokes and trucker caps and making fun of bullshit patriotism (as in I’ll sing, dance, and pontificate about how I love my country as long as the checks keep rolling in for doing so). Right? Of course. Which is why Headline Shirts has the perfect 4th of July deal for you.
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Jewnion Label is a spectacularly odd combination of Jewish culture and union labeling. You know how unions have those logos that look like creepy cabal Masons, skull & crossbones with circles and symbols and stuff. And you know how there are predominant behaviors or patterns in different groups of people, including the Jewish culture. Well, combine sort of a blue collar workingman ethos with the distinct Jewish customs and proclivities and you get something altogether unique and strangely appealing. It’s a celebration of the co-mingling of opposites.
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You have to have some balls to wear this Stud Muffin T shirt. And, of course, you have big, fat, veiny, hairy balls, so I assume you’ll be purchasing the tee with no delay. Any time you can wear a shirt featuring the picture of an actual muffin you have to do it. Right? I mean it’s so compelling in and of itself, then you add the thing about stud and the girls will be hanging on your every word, so much so you might want to try your luck somewhere other than swing set at the park.
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In case you need to refer to the authoritative source, here’s a website with all the Zombieland rules, including, of course, #32. Now, the beauty of this Rule #32 Enjoy the Little Things T Shirt is that it features a partial twinky, and this isn’t a half-eaten twinky, this is a neatly cut twinky, like a couple of buds, like Jesse “Facebook” Eisenberg and Woody “Cheers” Harrelson decided to split it, got out a ruler and deliberately sliced impossibly even sections.
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