Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

Gif Peanut Butter T Shirt

by on September 6, 2011

Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

Nice little wordplay/imageplay right here. You have the jar that recalls a JIF peanut butter, but you got the word gif, which, of course, is an image type. It’s cool that’s it’s like 8-bit or maybe 16-bit, because that’s cool. Would have been cooler as an animated gif but I’m sure that’s pretty hard to pull off on a t-shirt. Not impossible, but we have enough happening on this GIF Peanut Butter T Shirt to make it a desireable purchase.

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Hey, looky here…another bacon-loving t shirt. It’s a meme. It’s the perfect food. It’s what everybody on the Internet wants to eat at all times, and if you disagree you’re wrong, or maybe you should go to the vegetable t shirt website. For all of you greasy carnivores I think that this Either You Like Bacon or You’re Wrong T Shirt is something you should have in your dresser of drawers, ready for that perfect occassion, which is basically every day and all the time.

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It doesn’t get much better in terms of comfort food to make you feel all happy, full, and loved. Of course, the wheat and cheese in pizza makes me bloated, gassy, and mucous-full, which isn’t the greatest feeling. And I’m sure they both give me backne. So, the after effects may not be awesome, but living in the moment those foods really are worthy of celebrating, which is why you need to purchase the Pizza Taco High Five T Shirt today.

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Whoa! Some deep shit right here. A mind bender. I start to sweat trying to put this together so it makes some kind of sense in my mind. I won’t sleep well tonight until I map it out on graph paper with a very nice Zebra mechanical pencil. This The Following Statement is True The Previous Statement is False T Shirt is the kind of thing you definitely need to wear if you’re going out on the prowl trying to get some action from people that look good, but are more than just fine bodies. They have brains.

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Taco Party T Shirt

by on August 23, 2011

Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

What’s with this Taco Party T Shirt. I mean it’s an awesome idea because tacos are awesome, but is there a context to this tee. The notes over at Busted Tees talk about Michael Ian Black and his new album Very Famous and his Black and White Tour, but I’m not sure if that has anything to do with this shirt. I’m going to do some investigation.

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Every Saturday my Mom allows me to cheat on my strict diet including eating all the chocolate I want. That is why this I Wanna Get Chocolate Wasted T Shirt is very near and dear to my heart. I feel this desire once a week. Actually, I feel it all day every day, but am only allowed to indulge once a week…well indulge in front of my mom. Sometimes I can sneak a square or two from my Saturday binge and it on Sunday or even Monday.

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This whole Cave Johnson Portal 2 business is pretty entertaining, almost makes me want to break my mom’s anti-gaming rule, and pick this one up just to hear Cave Johnson give his motivational speech about life giving you lemons. Sometimes the advice you get from well-meaning people in your life just isn’t strong enough. It’s watered down so the masses can accept it, but if you have a little more juice than the average Joe, then you need to hear some words of wisdom with a little spice added. And this is what you get with this When Life Gives You Lemons, Burn Life’s House Down T Shirt.

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So Fly T Shirt

by on August 11, 2011

This shirt looks good. It’s funny. It features a fly, but also is like a positive affirmation that you’re sharing with the world. You know you got it. Now flaunt it. Just hope that nobody says anything about flies being attracted to shit because that would totally kill the buzz.

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Nice little use of historical figure Marie Antoinette and a little twist on her famous quote: “let them eat cake.” Now, we’re saying “life to cake” or “long live cake” and we just happen to have the voluptuous image of Marie in the background. Of course, Headline Shirts created this Viva La Cake T Shirt as a current social commentary, as all of the money flows into the banking cartel and others in the top .1 percent of wealth possessors, and away from the middle class and lower class. Soon we’ll have some East Coast snobs singing “let them eat cake” as the lines snake around a mile long to grab the government issues five pound blocks of cheese.

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This is pure sexy time right here. If you want to be a player you need to own the Pour Some Sugar on Me T Shirt right now. Otherwise, it will be obvious your game needs work. Yeah, it’s a little switcherooni ‘cuz we’re looking at a bowl of cereal, but this pure sex on display right here. Don’t wear this thing around the children. It will blow their minds and they’ll grow up to be perverts, which is bad times. You don’t want pervert children.

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That’s a nice looking footlong sandwich with meat, cheese, lettuce and tomato. It’s a tried and true formula for great taste and it stands the test of time. The little twist is the fact that this sandwich has amazingly detailed Italian roll bread. I mean, how do you even bake bread that looks like that. Must be some sort of bread mold or something. Amazing what technology can do for you these days.

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I was so happy to see such a nice celebration of domesticity and the culinary arts. Chicken, delicious. Pot, my favorite is Le Creuset, and Pie…yumm…homemade apple pie or blueberry or pumpkin. I was starting to swoon with a warmed heart, then someone told me that this Chicken Pot Pie My Three Favorite Things T Shirt was celebrating marijuana. It took me a few days to see it, because I had grasped onto my interpretation, and it wouldn’t let go easily, but when it finally did I was sort of devestated.

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