Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

Drayton Sawyer is one hell of a chili. You have to give him mad respect for perfecting the recipe and having the guts to put his creation up against all the finest in Texas and Oklahoma. And, as you can see in the clip below, he truly revels in the victory. It’s a triumph of the will. That trophy in the passenger seat of his panel van is the sweet manifestation of his dilligence and perserverence.

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Flying Squirrel T Shirt

by on November 19, 2011

I have always thought those old school aviator outfits were the most dapper. The hat, the goggles, the chin strap, the leather bomber jacket. Add the fine fur, whiskers, and dark eyes of the squirrel and you have a very sharp looking flying squirrel t shirt, which is probably something you need to start wearing in the next week or two.

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What you have here is a little play on those Jesus bracelets that said WWJD, which stands for What Would Jesus Do. Obviously, you know this, so why am I telling you? Not sure. The whole thing caught on and parodies began popping up all over the place. What Would Tom Waits Do? What Would Patsy Cline Do? What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do? What Would ALF Do? What Would Fabrice Fabrice Do? What Would Your Mom Do? You catch the drift.

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I’m thinking this is sort of sacrilegious in many circles. I mean, this was the last dude to stand up to the corporate oligarchy, and look where that got him. But, he did say this to Jackie O when she walked in on him in flagrante. Jackie rolled her eyes. Marilyn giggled. And John F. Kennedy continued with the business at hand. True story.

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“When life gives you lemons, burn life’s house down.” This Cave Johnson Original Combustible Lemons T Shirt is just one of many that I’ve found, but it’s a very welcome addition because it is well designed and has a nice twist on it with the “original combustible lemons” bit.

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It’s always good to put absolute faith in anything that originates on the Internet. It’s the new frontier and it’s 100% trustworthy. Pop ups that say you’ve won the latest iPad. Emails that say you can get your share of $34 million from a Nigerian prince and add 6 inches to your penis. Or even date hot models and actresses in three easy steps. Seriously. Trust all of that stuff. And, trust me…this Trust Me I’m From the Internet T Shirt is awesome. You will be the coolest kid on your block if you own it, but only if you’re the first…or maybe the second.

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I like the style of Tuesday Tees. Let me tell you why. First I like the name. I don’t know if there’s a Twitter phenomenon with hash tag TuesdayTees, but if there is Tuesday Tees is smart to capitalize by naming their company after it. If there isn’t a thing on Twitter, then there will be, because this funny shirt outfit has some terrific tees, which I’ll get into later.

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In case you need a refresher on Total Recall, starring the ever impressive, Arnold Schwarzenegger, he’s gotta do some crazy sci-fi stuff, including going to Mars. And, on Mars, there are three-breasted women. I have included a Youtube video that shows you what I’m talking about (tastefully, of course…the real naughty bits are covered).

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Nyan Cat Toaster T Shirt

by on September 27, 2011

Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

Apparently…wait let me start over, but I know this for sure. There is a 10-hour Youtube video of a certain cat that’s part pop tart, that flies in space shitting out rainbow to a spectacularly annoying but somewhat catchy tune. The twist is that the video is the same 10-second clip over and over. Amazing. Our future is in good hands. I’m assuming a young person put that thing together. No offense, but I could only make it through 6.5 hours. I thought 15 minutes was the video limit. Must have special privileges.

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Hey…who wants to be super classy? I know you do! That’s why I offer up the See You Tomorrow Corn T Shirt for your classy pleasure. You will impress EVERYBODY, because you have a smiling ear of corn on your shirt, then they’ll just be overwhelmed with admiration of how much of a class act you are as it slowly begins to dawn on them that that corn is going to see you tomorrow in your shit. It’s the sort of a ha moment that gets spiritual gurus laid…a lot.

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Apparently this toast feels like giving the toast that just got toasted a little grief for being over toasted. And well he should, because that’s how it is in the testestone-riddled world of toast and toasters. Eat or be eaten. Jelly, jams, and butters smeared up and down and all around. Brutal. So, when you get a chance to lighten the mood with a little, over the top joke like making fun of your toast buddy doing a few too many minutes under the lights, then you gotta do it for sanity.

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This is a good one to wear to work or when you’re being very creepy-sleazy in a bar, blitzed out of your mind, feeling up mannequins…you know your average Tuesday night.

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