Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

Nice little play on the There Will Be Blood movie title, which was a movie I liked a lot. So, the question is…does this cheapen the film by inserting a popular food meme into the title. I say, Daniel Day Lewis’ performance was too good for any such There Will Be Bacon T Shirt to sully it, even if that shirt from Snorg Tees sells 42 million units as projected.

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I had a feeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard was talking about sushi. I tried not to listen to people that said he was talking about having sex without a condom, because that’s just too nasty for a song. Leave that kind of talk to the whorehouse, the alley ways, the guest bedroom, and the vestibule in the Sistine Chapel.

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That sushi roll has been stabbed! Oh what the chopstick purists must think about this one. It’s like a deep wound. An affront to the proper etiquette tenets. I want to be the person that cries “foul” at this atrocity, but I’m strangely attracted to its menace.

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I love this I’m the 1 Percent T Shirt. First, 1% milk blows. It’s a watery mess nobody should have to endure. If you’re going to do milk DO WHOLE MILK. So 1% is already conjuring up negative associations, which is good. Next,this milk carton dude is too dapper to be cool. You know how you can dress well and be okay, but if you go too far, like with a monocle, you’ve officially hit douchebag status. That’s where Mr. Milk is.

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Some how pineapples pop up in this show all the time. It’s a thing. Below is  a video showing a handful of pineapple citings. I like pineapple myself. I feel like wearing a shirt featuring a pineapple, like this I’ve Heard It Both Ways Pineapple T Shirt would be great. In fact, there should be a line of shirts just featuring fruit, because fruit is pretty cool and delicious.

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Chocolate Earth T Shirt

by on December 13, 2011

You know how they call Washington D.C. Chocolate City. I thought that was what this was referring to. Like the natural progression of humankind was to be all black. Or maybe it was a Black Power statement. But, in reality, I think this Chocolate Earth T Shirt is just a goofy little number talking about the different layers of the earth in terms of confection (i.e. roasted peanuts, chewy caramel, nougat, milk chocolate). Either way I like it, and either way I’m listening to Chocolate City on Parliament’s 1975 album, Chocolate City, because it’s a damn good song. I know there are dude’s talkin’ about Chocolate City today, so to look up-to-date I shoulda referenced them, but none of that really interests me, like George Clinton and friends back in the day.

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Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? This Christmas Vacation Christmas Moose Mug T Shirt is the perfect apparel to wear to your next holiday party, especially if that party involves an annoying relative or hated co-worker. Because you’ll really feel the meaning of the shirt, I mean FEEL IT, when you’re stuck in the corner in a bullshit conversation, trying to figure out how to escape without throwing a punch or being disowned by the family rude.

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Hey, if you’re on the hook for millions of kids’ happiness every year, you’re gonna need a little somethin’ somethin’ to take the edge off. Am I right? And, if you’re a larger than life personality like Santa, a little weed or Valium is not enough. So, give him a break, and cut the cookies and milk crap. Leave him something that will really do him some good.

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These snowmen can’t figure out why they’re smelling carrots. You see, snowmen actually have nose underneath the surface of their faces. When you think you’re so damn cute ramming a carrot there, it’s actually quite painful and disorienting for these poor creatures. Oh well just another holiday festivity casualty. We can talk about Christmas trees and that awful tradition in Scandanavian countries involving small people and pine cones, but I’m going to stop before we all forget the true meaning of the season…

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When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.

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This, of course, is in reference to the Internet sensation Nyan Cat video, which you can see in its epic 10 hour form below. Enjoy! Or you could save some time and just buy the Cat Plus Pastry Equals Rainbow T Shirt and simply hum that tune over and over and over, until all your friends and family want to throttle the living daylights out of you. If I was making your choices for you, that is definitely what I would do.

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This tee has two wonderful things going for it. Awesome design. It looks flat out stunning: the colors, the Chinese imagery, the chopsticks, the noodles, the light coming out of the takeaway box, and, of course, the glow. Secondly, it’s a funny wordplay with the whole Dr. Hu – Doctor Who thing. Now, my question is does that Chinese lettering actually say anything and if it does, is it safe for work in China? Hopefully, it doesn’t say something about someone’s mother.

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