Food T Shirts Reviewed

Food T Shirts: Probably 65% bacon in this food shirt roundup, but there’s other stuff. Pancakes, fruit, meat, etc.

Philadelphia’s Veterans Stadium was a rough place, but it housed the Eagles from 1971-2002 and the Phillies from 1971-2003 with aplomb. So, there was obviously the Philly pride, and I’m sure they had some damn fine pretzels, but I’m not quite sure what the prison means. Perhaps the site has been retrofitted to house criminals. I’m going to do 19 seconds more research to see if I can find the answer to this important question.

Read more on The Vet Pride, Pretzels, and Prison T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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Nothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.

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Let me go through this diagram with you, in case the image is too small for you to read without strain. The snout is awesome. The ear is mmm. Shoulder is tasty. Haunch is yum. And the leg is yum yum. Back is delectable. The ribs are delicious. The is upper belly is MMMHHMM. And the lower belly is heavenly. The rump is om nom nom. And the back haunch is so good.

Read more on Tasty Pig Cuts T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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This is obviously a parody of the very popular children’s book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle. In that book, the Caterpillar eats through a lot greenery, and then tries to eat a lollipop, pie, sausage, muffin and watermelon and gets sick, so he goes back to eating leaves and eventually turns into a butterfly.

Read more on The Very Hungry Caterpillar Sushi T Shirt from Red Bubble…

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It looks like in the UK they refer to “Jello” as “jelly,” which is why the creator of this design, Zomboy, calls it Jelly Fish. That doesn’t really make sense in the US, because jelly is that grape or raspberry or strawberry stuff you spread on a peanut butter sandwich. However, this Shark Chasing Diver in a Jello Mold T Shirt does not say Jelly Fish on it, so that’s not a problem even if you do live in the United States.

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Here’s all the words on this special Rob Zombie-inspired shirt: Captain Spaulding World Famous Fried Chicken and Gasoline. It just tastes so damn good. Exit 13 Off Route 1 at Riggsville. If you’re a Zombie fan you have probably seen House of 1000 Corpses and know exactly what this Captain Spaulding Fried Chicken and Gasoline T Shirt is talking about. And if you know exactly that I’m pretty sure you’re feeling a tingle right now that’s telling you you probably should own this shirt. If I’m speaking truth then don’t hesitate, because the tingle always knows.

Read more on House of 1000 Corpses Captain Spaulding Fried Chicken and Gasoline T Shirt from Five Finger Tees…

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I have the Ronald McDonald reference but what’s the horror film part of the deal. I have no idea. Okay 22 seconds of Internet research and I have it figured out. IT is the name of a Stephen King novel. There’s your horror. Tshirt Bordello gave me a clue in their description of the shirt referencing Derry, Maine. It is all coming together right now.

Read more on I’m Loving IT T Shirt from Tshirt Bordello…

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Apparently, President Obama was trying to ratchet up the quality of school lunch programs around the country, but the french fries and frozen food industry shoved way too much payola up the asses of Congress for them to see straight, so they called a teaspoon of tomato paste on pizza a vegetable and shit canned the USDA’s suggestions for improved nutrition for the young people of the United States. Somewhere Jamie Oliver is crying in his salad.

Read more on Pizza is a Vegetable T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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Love the toast with the French facial hair. Oui Oui. Not much more to say about it. It’s cute and clever and it’s making me hungry except I don’t eat French toast. I only eat eggy bread. That’s what French toast was called in my house growing up. No, no it was none of that anti-France stuff. It was just what we called it up there in the thin air in the Mile High City.

Read more on Bonjour French Toast Lover T Shirt from Red Bubble…

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What you have here is a goofy little joke that includes pie and math, and a little wordplay with pi and pie. This is another one for my math nerd brethren. If I say it like that, does it imply that I, too, am a math lover, because that is not the case. I do not like math. Maybe a little simple addition and subtraction in my head, but anything beyond that hurts.

Read more on I Hated Math Then I Found Out About Pi T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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If you’re into old school cartoons and breakfast cereal, you’re eight years old. I mean, you’re awesome, no matter what age you are, and you deserve a reward for being awesome. And that reward, my friend, is a Lion-O’s T Shirt, because it’s a fresh take on a very popular animated character. Dig it.

Read more on Thundercats Thundera Lion-O’s T Shirt from Tshirt Bordello…

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Cupcakes pretty much make the best sweet treat, aside from chocolate with almonds and sea salt, and they also make the best design on a cute and funny t shirt. Am I right? this Treat Yo Self T Shirt is very appealing with it’s combination of suburban dessert and it’s urban language. It’s basically scrumptious and irresistible. But, don’t take my word for it.

Read more on Parks and Recreation Cupcakes Treat Yo Self T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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