Five Finger Tees Reviewed

Five Finger Tees: They’re a steal and the designs are cool, and I review them as they release new ones each week.

Salute Your Shorts…What kind of name is that and what am I watching. Is this from the 80s? Early 90s…I was close. I find it fascinating what old shows are remembered with t-shirts. I mean this one hardly had any run. Well, I guess 2-3 years is probably better than average for a sitcom, but still it’s over 20 years old, and now on Five Finger Tees there’s this Camp Anawanna T Shirt.

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Phil Dunphy does real estate and that’s why Five Finger Tees designed this Phil Dunphy Real Estate T Shirt, especially for all you rabid Modern Family folks out there.

Here’s a funny clip. Nothing to do with real estate but a lot of Phil Dunphy:

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Ted is a movie directed and written by The Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane, starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis and a talking Teddy Bear. It hits theaters, July 13. Judging from the clip below and the R rating it looks like this cutesy teddy has a potty mouth, so that’s cool. Mark and the bear are thunder buddies. They’re both a little scared of thunder so they support each other to get through the storm. Very sweet.

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Is it me or is this an odd time to release a Game of Thrones Winter is Coming T Shirt? Isn’t Winter is Coming the first season of the show? Or do I have no idea what I’m talking about. Perhaps I’ll have my Swedish assistant, Astrid, do a deep dive on Game of Thrones and let me know what’s what.

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This has something to do with The Amazing Race, which I’ve never seen. There’s a team called Elite Hunting. Then there’s this email address: BLATANIKOV@GANG.RUS which looks like it’s some Russian deal. I’m going to ask my Russian assistant, Anna, to research that and get back to me.

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Basically, there should be a t-shirt designed at least every week in honor of what many people consider the worst movie ever made. This takes a little bit of sleuthing, but if you stare hard enough at this Nilbog T Shirt you’ll discover that that word is Goblin backwards. Gives you chills up your spine when you realize that. Am I right?

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It’s another That Shit Cray T Shirt. Hooray for that shit cray. Save some syllables. Sound cool. Look cool. Jay-Z and Kanye said it and now you’re wearing it. Maybe even one-upped those icons of the rap industry. Heck, I wouldn’t have minded if that shirt said cray cray. Nothing better than that. That shit cray. That shit cray. That shit cray.

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Corporal Hicks wears a similar Peace Through Superior Firepower T Shirt in Aliens. If you like that character and that film, then it probably goes without saying that this shirt is for you. In fact, Five Finger Tees had your face on their 93″ MAC monitor as they were designing it, just so they would get it right.

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Man lots of good stuff happened at band camp for that girl. And there’s no reason to think that she shouldn’t have fun again next year. Band camp is for complete nerds, but who can fault kids for having fun with their fellow nerds. It’s a right of passage. Plus, I’ve known some people that were in the band that turned out to be kind of cool and wild and awesome. So, you never know. Of course, even in this movie we find out that Michelle Flaherty is ready to go (if you know what I mean).

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Lionel Ritchie gets an amazing amount of love in the t-shirt world, and it’s because he had flare, an afro mullet, a mustache, and a lot of corny, catchy songs. All things that are revered in today’s world.

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This Rekall For the Memory of a Lifetime T shirt comes from Total Recall. People having good times and then getting blasted with shitty life scenarios, they just want to go back to the good time memories, and with the new technology you can. Thank god for technology or you would have to deal with bad times and good times, which is the old skool way to deal with life. And it sucks. Why not have the good times 24/7?

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Everybody loves tacos. I love tacos even though I shit myself when I laugh. That’s powerful good taste don’t you think. If I’m still eating them every Tuesday despite my weekly dirty pants predicament. And, that means I really love them, and if you really love something it’s almost a rule that you need to get a t-shirt about that thing.

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