Five Finger Tees: They’re a steal and the designs are cool, and I review them as they release new ones each week.
Guess the zombie face eating dude in Miami was high on bath salts — street name for some over the counter drugs that fuck you up. Rudy Eugene was at a music festival, took the salts and went nuts, then got shot. I was looking at that guy’s face and he looked like a normal dude, so it makes sense it was a one-time freak out on some potent chemical shit.
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Celebration of the best food right here. Weird that it’s a cow all numbered up according to the different cuts, but the monicker is meat. More like beef, but if you put that on a shirt you trigger different thoughts like farts and old Wendy’s commercials.
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Well, this is one way to look at the Support Our Troops messaging. Sort of seems confusing to me. Or maybe the Stormtroopers, after all that Darth Vader “I am your father” business, turned to the light and away from the dark side. There’s always room for the prodigal sons, so I guess we can accept them into the support club.
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I feel like I’ve heard people from rural areas say this not proclaiming that they are a tree, but that many people like them. Am I wrong about that? Whatever the case, this here is wordplay, plain and simple. People that don’t deserve love will probably walk up to you and tell you that there’s a misspelling on your shirt, and that you should throw it away immediately.
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You have a little mashup and wordplay going on right here. This is a creature from the Jim Henson movie, The Dark Crystal. And, of course, you have the song I’m Sexy and I Know It from LMAO. Now that you have the basics let me tell you where the real humor comes in. That bird is as ugly as sin. So, the implication that it is skekski is fall off you chair and roll on the floor laughing: FOYCROFL. I’ll right, maybe not that serious, but still.
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There was going to be a WayneStock like there was a Woodstock if you know what I mean. This, my friend, happened in the movie Wayne’s World 2, as if you didn’t already know that. There’s a clip below to confirm it, if indeed you do doubt. And all I really have to say about that is “When did you become a nut bar?”
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Not a mixologist or even a casual drinker so I don’t know what drink these two ingredients make. Perhaps we’re talking about a Lemon Drop Martini. Whatever the case this If Life Gives You Lemons Add Vodka T Shirt is imploring you to look on the bright side; make the most of a bad situation; buck up; stay positive. That’s a good message, and something you should remind yourself of often, which is why this design from Five Finger Tees is such a good idea for your wardrobe.
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If you’re a big Alien fan you know what this Nostromo T Shirt is all about. I don’t need to tell you about the USCSS Nostromo 180286 Weyland-Yutan Corp. It’s a classic movie and this is destined to be a classic shirt celebrating the fine cinematic achievement.
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Sometimes you want to warn people if you’re coming with your fastball. Gives them a chance to get ready or get out of the way. Know what I’m sayin’? No reason to keep your competency and intelligence hidden. However, sometimes it’s a difficult task to warn people how awesome you are without looking like a douche.
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The Bada Bing is the strip club in The Sopranos. And this Bada Bing T Shirt is a pretty straight up representation of the sign outside. I like the pasties and the placement of the exclamation mark. If you were into the show, and you’re down with representing the seedier side of entertainment on your chest, then I suggest you pick this one up immediately.
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Massive viral marketing campaign for the updated 2010 version of the movie. Talked about the missing Kevin Flynn with a campaign called Flynn Lives. Thus, you have this fine Flynn Lives T Shirt.
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This Montana Enterprises T Shirt is obviously a shout out to the lovely film Scarface starring this dude Al Pacino. Maybe you’ve heard of him. Maybe you’ve heard of the movie, since every other t-shirt and/or jacket in all urban areas in the US references the film. It’s cocaine and gangsta violence on Miami Beach. What more could you possibly want?
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