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Guess the zombie face eating dude in Miami was high on bath salts — street name for some over the counter drugs that fuck you up. Rudy Eugene was at a music festival, took the salts and went nuts, then got shot. I was looking at that guy’s face and he looked like a normal dude, so it makes sense it was a one-time freak out on some potent chemical shit.
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Celebration of the best food right here. Weird that it’s a cow all numbered up according to the different cuts, but the monicker is meat. More like beef, but if you put that on a shirt you trigger different thoughts like farts and old Wendy’s commercials.
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Well, this is one way to look at the Support Our Troops messaging. Sort of seems confusing to me. Or maybe the Stormtroopers, after all that Darth Vader “I am your father” business, turned to the light and away from the dark side. There’s always room for the prodigal sons, so I guess we can accept them into the support club.
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I feel like I’ve heard people from rural areas say this not proclaiming that they are a tree, but that many people like them. Am I wrong about that? Whatever the case, this here is wordplay, plain and simple. People that don’t deserve love will probably walk up to you and tell you that there’s a misspelling on your shirt, and that you should throw it away immediately.
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You have a little mashup and wordplay going on right here. This is a creature from the Jim Henson movie, The Dark Crystal. And, of course, you have the song I’m Sexy and I Know It from LMAO. Now that you have the basics let me tell you where the real humor comes in. That bird is as ugly as sin. So, the implication that it is skekski is fall off you chair and roll on the floor laughing: FOYCROFL. I’ll right, maybe not that serious, but still.
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