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Not sure what the hell this design is all about. I guess maybe if you get pulled over and you have this shirt on, you are providing social proof, which is powerful persuasion, that cops love you, so they should let you off with a warning driving 72 in a 25 MPH zone and for running over that pedestrian, who was, frankly, pretty ugly.
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These two things often go hand-in-hand. Vegetarianism and pot smoking. In I think marijuana is a prerequisite of being a card-carrying vegetarian. Or maybe calling yourself a vegetarian is how the kids let people know they’re in the market for a dime bag. I haven’t been on the street level for a while, so I don’t know the lingo. Either way, get this shirt because you love veggies and weed. Yay!
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It’s good to let people know that you’re a good drinking companion. People at the bar see that, they just may buy you a drink to see if you live up to your shirt. Five Finger Tees knows what’s going on when it comes to getting free drinks and becoming the most beloved person at the bar. Think of Norm. Am I right?
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