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Ah, Edward Scissorhands. One of Johnny Depp’s most beloved roles. Good stuff. Who doesn’t want to be on Team Edward? Nobody, that’s who. Watch the clip of this movie with the fantastically weird premise, but what do you expect from Tim Burton. Wait, have I ever seen this movie? I don’t think I have. But, I have an excuse. I was born in a barn and was raised by chickens.
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I’ve seen this design in gold, and this is a very nice variation in grey and black. Of course, this is the football team playing in the latest Batman movie, when the bad guy decides to blow up the entire field. Now, that kind of thing would make professional football just a bit more interesting. I mean, they’d have to figure out how to it without hurting anybody too bad. The season starts tonight I think, so might be too late for this season. Maybe they could blow the shit out of the Super Bowl.
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They actually were wearing this shirt in the Bro-a-Palooza episode of Scrubs, so you can feel like total hot stuff while you wear you own. Maybe you can even lie and say that Zach Braff and Donald Faison signed the inside of the shirt for you, but you can’t show the signature because that would be awkward. In fact, you probably shouldn’t even be wearing the shirt. It should be behind glass to preserve the pen ink and the value of the collectible, but you love the concept so much you have to put it on.
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There are a few variations of this shirt on the Internet, but this is a very nice version. And, the concept is very strong. A bear with antlers. Now, I’m sure it took a lot of beer drinking on both the bear’s part and the deer’s part in order to get to the point where they would resolve their innate animosity toward each other, and come together in sexual union. In these cases I always wonder which species was the mother.
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For a limited time only. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He’s an alcoholic and rarely sober, but if the sloppy, offensive, smelly drunk you see in front of you is not quite your style, there is the sober version that might be more to your liking, especially if you at least like the look of him. Try on the sober version, he might feel just right. Then you can totally change his ways. Happens all the time…I swear.
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